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Weiss: Nora, what are you doing in the kitchen at 3am-

Nora, squatting on the counter, cheeks stuffed full of marshmallows: (stares at Weiss)

Weiss: ...Nora?

Nora: (slowly opens the window)

Weiss: *Nora.*

Nora: (jumps out)

Weiss: NORA!

#nora valkyrie #rwby #weiss schnee #nordic winter #weiss x nora #source: friend on discord katquasar

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Weiss: *texting* What's it called again when the walls are noise cancelling

Nora: sound proof?

Weiss: SOUND PROOF!

Nora: This just in: are your walls noise cancelling?

Source: @trislosher-main

#nora valkyrie #rwby #weiss schnee #nordic winter #weiss x nora #source: my bestie

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Would Weiss and Nora break out a lot of the short jokes on each other as they're both naturally 5'0 or shorter?

Nora all the time though Weiss does do a few every time and then

#weiss schnee #nora valkyrie #nordic winter #rwby #weiss x nora

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WE CAN WIN ALL DON'T LET ME DOWN

#nora valkyire #weiss schnee #nordic winter

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Weiss: did it hurt? When you fell?

Nora: from what heaven? Or in love *winks*

Weiss: as much as I would love to save your ego you just FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS-

#nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #nordic winter #rwby #weiss x nora

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Weiss: Nora got drunk one night and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying "good luck returning me without the receipt"

Weiss: I love her so much

#nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #nordic winter #rwby #weiss x nora #source: tumblr but technically discord

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Weiss: Am I the only one here who’s straight?!

Nora: Weiss, I’ve seen the way you look at me. You’re not that straight.

#submission #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #nordic winter #rwby #weiss x nora #Hdhahdhwj #this is beautiful thank you #also sorry if this was done late

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Nora: you know 10 + 10 and 11 +11 equal the same thing?

Weiss: what? No they don't 10 +10 is 20

Nora: and 11 + 11 is 20 too

Weiss:

Nora: >:3

Weiss: *deep sigh in* bOI-

#nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #nordic winter #rwby #weiss x nora

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Nora: Woah. We made it?

Weiss: I carried you while you took a nap. 

#nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #nordic winter #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #weiss x nora

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Yang: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Blake : This knife is actually a magic wand.

Nora: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Ren: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Weiss: What the fuck is wrong with you people

#nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #nordic winter #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #lie ren

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Weiss: Have a seat.

Nora: Thank you!

Nora: *picks up chair and leaves*

#submission #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #nordic winter #rwby #weiss x nora #incorrect rwby quotes #PFFFFFT #thank you for this

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Nora: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Weiss: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Blake: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Ren: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

#nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #lie ren #nordic winter #rwby #weiss x nora #incorrect rwby quotes

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Nora: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Weiss: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Yang: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Blake: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Nora: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

#nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #nordic winter #rwby #weiss x nora #incorrect rwby quotes

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Weiss: Dammit, Nora!

Nora: What?! It wasn’t me!

Weiss: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, yang!

Yang: Not me either.

Weiss: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Blake: *whistles*

#nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #nordic winter #rwby #weiss x nora #incorrect rwby quotes

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Nora: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Weiss: Plane tickets?

Blake: Concert tickets?

Ren: Prostitution?

Nora: *holding her broken frames* Glasses

#nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #lie ren #blake belladonna #nordic winter #weiss x nora #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes

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Nora: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Weiss: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Nora: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING BLAKE WITH ME

Ren: *picking up the monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now

#nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #lie ren #blake bellodona #nordic winter #rwby #weiss x nora #incorrect rwby quotes

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Nora: well I want to be a tap dancer but you won't go to those classes with me

Weiss: I have talked to you several times about those tap dance classes

Nora: but suddenly you were like "Oh there's a pandemic we can't go tap dancing "

Weiss: .....

Nora: Excuses, excuses

#nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #nordic winter #rwby #weiss x nora #incorrect rwby quotes #source: buzzfeed unsolved