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“I am being careful! I’m not trying to make anything happen!” He huffed, a small pout coming to his lips, “And you don’t have to murder him… but I’d appreciate it if you do.”

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Dio's neck hairs are rising up like a feline's.

"Jay... babe... careful with the homicidal clown. I don't need his blood on my hands, because something happened to you."

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“I’m definitely not volunteering! What made you think I was? Asshole!”

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"I meant the whole killing you again thing would be boring, but hey, if you're so eager to volunteer yourself as a bore, who am I to stop you~"

#lmao these two #they’re so much

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“So, baby, I gotta ask. What dessert would you cook for me?”

A light spice cake infused with bourbon! Topped with maple candied bacon.

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"Jay, can I have a hug, please?" Lio asked timidly, shoulders shrinking a little and looking at his own feet. "I just... Dio isn't here and... I really need a hug."

“Of course,” Jason didn’t think twice before wrapping his arms around the young man, pulling him into his chest and holding him close. He leaned down, softly placing a comforting kiss on the top of his head, “I’m here for you, always,” as a friend and as his future brother in law.

“Do you want to talk about it?”

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Hey, guys! I need some help!

I hate to do this, but I'm seeing no other way around.

As you all know, my grandma died and I'm the one who was chosen to be responsible for doing everything around here, getting documents, scheduling the burial cerimony and all that boring, tiring and expensive stuff.

I'm doing all I can, but things are really tight at my end as I just came back from two very rough months and, for this reason, I've accepted that I'll not be able to pay my bills this month and that's fine by me, I'll recover later. However, I can't bear the weight of not having money to pay for my dogs' food.

Please, if you can, donate a little bit to help me buy food for them!

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Waking up felt different - odd. It wasn’t his normal wake up, feeling cold and lonely. He felt warm, and he felt someone else with him. Which, was the problem. Someone else was with him. No one is supposed to be with him.

He flew from bed, grabbing his hidden gun and turning, pistol pointing at the introducer. It took a second to process what he was seeing, but as soon as he did his jaw hit the floor and his eyes widened, “What the hell,” he didn’t understand. He didn’t understand at all. Why was Joker here? Why was Joker - how did he even get in?

He clicked the safety off his gun, “I’m going to shoot you in the next three seconds if you don’t pain yourself Now.”

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Jason was asleep in his bed, and for once he was in a deep slumber. The nightmares were kept at bay by who knows what, so when the sleep came it hit hard and he wasn’t going to wake up to anything. Not even to the weirdo who crawled in next to him.

When he felt the warmth come next to him, he subconsciously reached out and grabbed the heat source, pulling him closer. He mumbled a happy little noise and cuddled closer to him. He nuzzled his face int his collarbone, smiling slightly as he wrapped his arms and legs around the heat source.

“Mmm, warm.”

The last thing Joker expected while evading pursuers was to end up in the Little Dove’s bed, being held like he was more of a pillow than a person. He must’ve made a terrible pillow, bony and thin he was, but there was no denying he was the perfect cuddle buddy on a cold night, given his abnormally high body temperature.

Well, he’d made the decision to sneak into this safe house, so he had no one to blame for his current situation but himself. He was pretty sure Jason was going to strangle him as soon as morning came. For the time being, however, he might as well enjoy his last night on Earth with some much needed sleep.

Taking a yawn, the clown closed his eyes, and relaxed into the bed. Within moments, he was asleep.

#I love how he just fell asleep #horrible idea #rip #lol #cute clown extraordinaire

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//man, I’m in the mood to write but forgot my computer lmao well we’ll see if I can do anything on mobile

#ooc: out of ammo

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For every “⏳” I receive, my muse will openly talk about a bit of their backstory.

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But also - “Heroes don’t eat pussy, and that’s why I’m not a hero.” - Jason Todd

“Batman may not eat pussy but I do” - Jason Todd

#anyway I’m loving #and living #Twitter is going wild god bless #Jason Todd 100% will never let Bruce live this down #Batman #Bruce #please come stop your son from smearing your name in the dirt

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Anyway I just want the bat boys joining the Batman Not Eating Pussy discourse

“Batman may not eat pussy but I do” - Jason Todd

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“Batman may not eat pussy but I do” - Jason Todd

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Reasons other batkids are in Jason’s apartment

Jason: “Did you… is that… Did you eat the ENTIRE THING?”

Dick: “In my defense Alfred has been gone a week.”

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Jason: “Why did you need my help with this again?”

Damian: “Grayson would insist on retaining photographic evidence, Gordon would take too long, Cain and Brown are not in the country, and Drake is an idiot.”

Jason: “You do realize Tim is like, a genius, right?”

Damian: “Tt. Debatable, seeing how Drake failed to complete high school.”

Jason: “Right… You know when you said you needed help I thought you meant with hiding a body or something, not…” *gestures vaguely to Damian’s unfinished science diorama*

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Steph: “Ugh. Why is this so hard? It’s not like this is even the first gala I’ve been dragged to.”

Jason: “Why do I need to pick?”

Steph: “Apprently I need to ‘expand my color palette’ or something.”

Jason: “Doesn’t really explain why me.”

Steph: *sighs* “Have you SEEN what Dick and Tim consider acceptable clothing choices?”

Jason: *cringes*

Steph: “Damian is an obvious no seeing as I’m not actually a masochist, And Cass is out of town.”

Jason: “Why am I always second to Cass?”

Steph: “EVERYONE is second to Cass.”

Jason: “Fair. What about Babs?”

Steph: “Just shut up and help me pick a dress, boy zombie.”

Jason: “Whatever, Blondie.”

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(Cass, dropping off half a dozen nerf guns)

Jason:

Cass: “They’re being annoying.”

Jason: “Oh hell yeah.”

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Tim: “I need help hiding a body.”

Jason:

Tim:

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: “YOU?”

Tim: “What? I didn’t kill him.”

Jason: “Somehow that is so much worse.”

Tim: “Oh, don’t worry, he’s dead.”

Jason:

Tim: “I just need to hide it somewhere for a few weeks.”

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: “Yeah, okay.”

(Three weeks later)

Jason: *watching a video feed of an increasingly paranoid Lex Luthor*

Jason:

Jason: “I don’t even want to know.”

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Babs: “I need your help finding a body.”

Jason:

Jason:

Jason: *mentally cursing Tim*

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(Bonus)

Bruce:

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason: “Why?”

Bruce: *breaking down* “I can’t take it anymore.”

Jason: “How is this my problem?”

Bruce: “They just won’t STOP.”

Jason: “You do realize you chose to have this many kids, right?”

Bruce: “Where did they even GET Green Lantern themed batarangs?”

Jason:

Jason:

Jason: “Fine. You can take the couch.”

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non-sexual forms of intimacy.   send me ‘INTIMACY +’ a number between 1-125 and i’ll write a starter or a drabble about our muses engaging in a form of intimacy outside of sexual context.   note: as the level of trust required for the things listed here varies a lot, feel free to send multiple numbers if you aren’t sure if they’ll work! bonus:   if the mun is comfortable with randomising a number if asked, state so in the tags when you reblog!

1        watching tv/movies together

2        going to an event together  ( like a carnival, festival, etc. )

3        going on dates, like to the movies or shopping

4        sharing secrets

5        hugs

6        sharing drinks

7        having a phone call

8        touching noses

9        cuddling

10      having a philosophical discussion

11      hand holding

12      sharing jokes

13      sharing smiles

14      laying your head on someone’s shoulder

15      linking arms

Keep reading

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for a list for sexual headcanons for our characters:

what was their first kiss like - Heated but not too deep. Jason is still new to kissing, he hasn't really done it before, but the moment was just so right and the tension was there - it had to be done, so it was heated and passionate and so full of feeling, but it was also soft and chaste.

where were they their first time having sex - Wally's place, most likely. Jason would want a bed, for sure, and he'd be embarrassed to have Wally come to his little shabby safe house. Jason probably cooked dinner and then they had their fun

who’s louder - Depends. Jason is naturally loud but tries to muffle himself, Wally I can see letting loose and having fun. Probably depends on who's being teased more and all that.

who wakes up first - Wally, usually, but they both like their sleep.

who performs/receives oral more often - I can see Wally giving more oral. He seems to have a bit more of an oral fixation, and he knows if he can work Jason up like that he'd get a special treat in return~

who tries new things more often - Probably Wally is more adventurous, but they certainly have no qualms about trying the new and fun stuff together.

if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include - probably Dio lol

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for a list for sexual headcanons for our characters:

what was their first kiss like - it was soft, hesitant and chaste. Jay would still be new to kissing and he'd be so scared of messing it up with Dio that he'd be slow to kiss and allow Dio to take full control. He's clearly inexperienced, but he tries his best and is clearly passionate about the kiss. He wants Dio to find it as pleasurable as he does.

where were they their first time having sex - They would either be in Dio or Jason's room. They would want their first time to be special, and Dio would likely try to make it as easy and loving as he could for Jason.

who’s louder - Jason. Dio knows how to make him scream

who wakes up first - Dio. He actually has a legal job lol

who performs/receives oral more often - I'm not sure. Jason likes to serve Dio, but Dio likes to spoil him

who tries new things more often- Jason, but only because Dio is introducing the more stuff to him ~ he's already tried a lot and Jason is very vanilla prior to meeting him

if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include - Probably wally

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Crossovers are encouraged here!

Please don’t worry about feeling out of place on my blog if your muse is from a different fandom than mine! I am more than willing to plot and find some way to make an interaction possible!

In fact, crossovers are ENCOURAGED here! Please don’t hold back on your headcanons and ideas when it comes to crossovers!!

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“What are you doing?”

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"Uh, nothing," but by the blood splattered across his face and manic smile he couldn't hide, it was very clear he was up to something. Something nefarious, at that.

"Unrelated, wanna help me hide a body?" His grin only grew wider, "Not that anyone is dead, but I have this large duffel bag that needs to be buried."

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