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Don’t worry, Sumo’s got some love too
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me: tbh i really don’t like drama, i’m just way too mature for that now y'know
me as soon as there’s drama:
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Connor [dying]: Oh, this is fun!
Hank: That’s it. I’m buying you a dictionary.
Connor: Why?
Hank: I’m not sure you know the definition of fun.
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Hank: How did you get in here?!
Connor: Through the window. Or as I like to call it, the Connor Door.
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Connor: Perhaps I will drink my sorrows away…
Connor: *opens a Capri Sun*
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Hank: And if I get killed, what are you supposed to do?
Connor: Avenge you.
Hank: What?! No!
Connor: GO AFTER THEIR CHILDREN.
Hank: NO!
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Hank: Hey, Connor, what’s up?
Connor: I’m lying in a pool of thirium.
Hank: Is it your thirium?
Connor: Yeah, I think so.
Hank: Do you know where it’s coming from?!
Connor: Probably the stab wound.
Hank: You’ve been stabbed!?
Connor: Oh, yeah, definitely.
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Kara: Luther, care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Luther: They’re Golden Retrievers, Kara. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Shades of Color and A New Home
My brother has started his own playthrough of Detroit: Become Human. Here’s some stuff he and I said during the chapters Shades of Color and A New Home.
Shades of Color:
N: Ballini pants?
Me: Paints.
N: Pants is funnier.
N: *looking at a homeless person* You got a cozy home there, sir.
Me: Nice box.
N: *laughs*
A New Home:
Me: Collect the trash.
N: I’m not playing Houseflipper now, am I?
N: *failing to open a door* Cannot compute, error error error.
Todd: What are you looking at?
N: I’m looking at the fucking television, what the fuck do you think I’m doing?
N: Todd, if you don’t let her play with the fucking Roomba, I’m gonna fucking kill you. 
(He did kill Todd)
N: Look at that giraffe, it’s the only thing happy in this place.
Todd: I know what you’re thinking…
N: That you’re awful?
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Connor: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?
Hank: No, I fucking don’t. Thanks.
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Fowler: You know he’s not actually your kid, right?
Hank: I know that! I don’t even like him because he’s a little shit.
Hank: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and pick up Connor. I don’t want him walking home alone.
Fowler:
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Ralph: Ralph has no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. Who knows what’s going on? Not Ralph. Not ever.
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The Painter and Partners
Here’s some more stuff my brother said while playing D:BH, this time during the chapters The Painter and Partners.
The Painter:
N: *completely forgot he already played as Markus* This Markus guy, who the fuck is he? 
N: Commentary on point, here’s your black goo.
Leo: What’s it got that I don’t?
N: A good personality?
N: Good looks?
N: Good comebacks that make sense?
Partners:
N: And here, Connor returns.
N: *looking into the mirror as Connor* Do I look fly? I think I look fly.
Hank: You don’t speak, you don’t touch anything-
N: Am I allowed to lick shit?
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Gavin: Go get me a coffee, dipshit.
Connor: Let me ask my dad.
Gavin: You don’t have a da-
Connor: Hank said fuck no. Go get it yourself, asshole.
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Markus: Live, laugh and love.
Markus: If that doesn’t work, load, aim and fire.
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Hank [to the tune of “Final Countdown”]: It’s a mental breakdown!
Connor: *off-key kazooing*
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Connor: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Gavin:
Hank:
Gavin: … I’m gonna tell him.
Hank: Don’t you fucking dare.
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