[tonys working in his lab]
FRI: sir peter and harley are kissing
Tony: *proud they finally admitted feelings for each other*
FRI: they are now heading into Mr. Keeners room
Tony: *slight panik*
FRI: They appear to be taking off their shirt and pants
Tony: *bigger panik* Fri, are my two kids going to fu-
FRI: They are now crawling into Mr. Keeners bed
Tony: *racing around like a madman* FRIDAY!
FRI: Oh they’re adorable. They’re cuddling
Tony: *collapses on the couch*
Harley : i will push you off the cliff of anxiety into the ocean of possibilities .
Peter : im scared of heights .
Harley : that’s why im pushing you .
steve and bucky whispering vows to each other in the trenches during the war because they didn’t know if they’d live to see tomorrow, let alone live in a world where they could get married.
steve and bucky over 70 years later proudly speaking those vows to each other as they’re finally married and bound together in a way they didn’t think they ever could be.
why are there tears in my eyes
Harley , walking around still dissapointed 6 hours after leaving the aquarium :
Tony : what did you think a tiger shark was , Harley ?
note that i, a person with siblings, don’t want incest shippers to interact with my blog. If you find this offensive please consider that perhaps you don’t know how siblings work at all, and should try to reevaluate your views on those bonds.
This goes for all incest shippers, but ESPECIALLY incest shippers who have siblings. kindly don’t interact with me. Period.
Please do not reblog unless you agree with this.
Peter: Harley? where’s my super suit
Peter: where - is - my - super - suit?
Harley: I, ih, put it away
Harley: why do you need to know?
Peter: I need it
Harley: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no derrin’-do. We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Peter: the public is in danger!
Harley: my evening’s in danger!
Peter: You tell me where my suit is, Harls! We are talking about the greater good!
Harley: ‘Greater good?’ I am your husband! I’m the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
Tony: what the hell did I just walk into?
Pepper : do little things to make yourself happy .
Harley : like Peter .
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person)
Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
get trashed pedos
reblogged this on my main account when it came on my dash like a week ago but figured I might as well do it for this account too. read the above and please unfollow, pedophile supporters.