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s-biderman·6 days agoText

joyful-soul-collector:

I see a lot of Steve and Tony Coparenting Peter Parker fanart/fanfic, which is cool and all, but WHERE is my Rhodey and Tony Coparenting Peter Parker fanart/fanfic???

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s-biderman·9 days agoText

incorrectspiderson-mcu:

[tonys working in his lab]

FRI: sir peter and harley are kissing

Tony: *proud they finally admitted feelings for each other*

FRI: they are now heading into Mr. Keeners room

Tony: *slight panik*

FRI: They appear to be taking off their shirt and pants

Tony: *bigger panik* Fri, are my two kids going to fu-

FRI: They are now crawling into Mr. Keeners bed

Tony: *racing around like a madman* FRIDAY!

FRI: Oh they’re adorable. They’re cuddling

Tony: *collapses on the couch*

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s-biderman·13 days agoText

hiaveree:

send me some anons and ill answer them

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s-biderman·13 days agoText

spookystevebucks:

steve and bucky whispering vows to each other in the trenches during the war because they didn’t know if they’d live to see tomorrow, let alone live in a world where they could get married.

steve and bucky over 70 years later proudly speaking those vows to each other as they’re finally married and bound together in a way they didn’t think they ever could be.

why are there tears in my eyes

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s-biderman·a month agoText

phantomofthesanderssides:

note that i, a person with siblings, don’t want incest shippers to interact with my blog. If you find this offensive please consider that perhaps you don’t know how siblings work at all, and should try to reevaluate your views on those bonds.

This goes for all incest shippers, but ESPECIALLY incest shippers who have siblings. kindly don’t interact with me. Period.

thanks.

Please do not reblog unless you agree with this.

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s-biderman·a month agoText

wayward-fairchild:

Peter: Harley? where’s my super suit

Harley: what?

Peter: where - is - my - super - suit?

Harley: I, ih, put it away

Peter: where?

Harley: why do you need to know?

Peter: I need it

Harley: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no derrin’-do. We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!

Peter: the public is in danger!

Harley: my evening’s in danger!

Peter: You tell me where my suit is, Harls! We are talking about the greater good!

Harley: ‘Greater good?’ I am your husband! I’m the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

Tony: what the hell did I just walk into?

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s-biderman·a month agoText

forgetful-nerd:

Tony: [cracks open a window]

Peter: [slams window shut] What are you DOING?!? You need to stay inside!

Tony: I just wanted some air-

Peter: you’re old and there’s a virus!

Tony: I’m not that old-

Peter: how old are you?

Tony: I’m 53

Peter: THATS PRACTICALLY 100 TONY!

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s-biderman·a month agoPhoto

sirenphrynne:

yourbuucky:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

civicbooty:

inwhichiamasupervillain:

I am laughing so hard steve lands so lightly on his toes like a damn ballerina and bucky just drops like a ton of bricks on that car and fucking CRUSHES IT

So, in parkour, there is a practice of trying to land as quietly as possible. This is because landing lightly and softly absorbs the energy from the impact into the muscles as opposed to the bones where they may do some hard damage.

So, by landing lightly on his feet, Steve is employing good practice, showing training that works with his body, to get the most out of his super-soldierity.

However, the Winter Soldier lands harshly and without regard to the well being of his body. His objective is only the kill, and he will sacrifice his body and push through considerable pain to complete his mission.

That got sad real fast

just to highlight the difference between the winter soldier’s movements and bucky’s.

I swear to god the little details they put into this movie are insane on a subconscious level.

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s-biderman·a month agoText

spideysmjs:

Just your daily reminder that Peter Parker is bisexual.

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s-biderman·2 months agoText

just-asexual-thoughts:

dreamiistars23:

bogleech:

paladin-of-voretron:

stenbroughbilliam:

iholtzmann:

cumkittenhowell:

closet-keys:

amazighprincex:

clarknokent:

juleswatsvn:

juleswatsvn:

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person)

Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

get trashed pedos

reblogged this on my main account when it came on my dash like a week ago but figured I might as well do it for this account too. read the above and please unfollow, pedophile supporters.

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s-biderman·2 months agoText

justpeterparkerthings:

Peter: And now a gay update with Harley!

Harley: Getting gayer

Peter: You heard it here first folks, he’s getting gayer!

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