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Very — Pet Shop Boys (2)

"Darling, you were wonderful, you really were quite good!"

"I enjoyed it, though, of course, no one understood a word of what was going on, they didn't have a clue."

"They couldn't understand your sense of humour like I do."

"You're much too kind."

"You have a certain quality which really is unique."

"Expressionless, such irony, although your voice is weak."

"It doesn't really matter 'cause the music is so loud."

"Of course it's all on tape, but no one will find out."

"It's fabulous you're still around today. You've both made such a little go a very long way."

"Will we catch your eye?"

"In the end, you pretend 'cause it's so much easier."

"We're the bums you step over as you leave the theatre."

"Have you heard the news?"

"Everybody's asking who is that man you've been seen with, and why I'm never out with you."

"Oh, tell me that you love me."

"You may be broke now and you may be bored."

"You'll get what you want."

"What's your defense?"

"I know, I know..."

"I'll do what you want if you want me enough."

"How graceful your movements, how bitter your scorn."

"Is that fire in your eyes or the glow of machines?"

"You don't agree."

"Why this uncertainty?"

"Would you rather be independent?"

"Have I lost your love?"

"Have you had enough?"

"Do you feel too much resentment?"

"I won't stand in your way."

"You're a part of me."

"Feel free to leave if you think you're trapped.

"I'll always want you back."

"Together, we will go our way."

"Together, we will start life new."

"I believe in ecstasy... the times we've had, you and me... friends we've met along the way... partied every night and day... and I know we'll meet again."

#ask memes #rp memes

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Very — Pet Shop Boys (1)

"So ask yourself now, can you forgive her if she wants you to?"

"You drift into the strangest dreams of youthful follies and changing teams."

"She's made you some kind of laughing stock because you dance to disco and you don't like rock."

"She made fun of you, and even in bed said she was gonna go and get herself a real man instead."

"Or do you want revenge?"

"But that's childish, so childish."

“Ask me why, I say it’s so unusual.”

"How can I even try to explain why today I feel like dancing?"

"I wouldn’t normally do this kind of thing."

“Ask me when, I’ll say it started when I met you.”

"If people say I’m crazy, I tell them that it’s true."

"Take my hand. I've changed my mind again."

“Really, I believed it true, that all who fell in love were foolish.”

"All the way back home at midnight, you were sleeping on my shoulder."

“Take my hand.”

"Now, right now, your love is liberation."

“I always thought the risk to great, but suddenly I don’t hesitate.”

"When I’m sitting so close to you, there’s only one thing that I wanna do."

“But I know what you’re likely to say.”

"We can't agree about anything."

“And I know what you're likely to do: say that I’ve never cared about you.”

"And all I wanted to say was that I love you, but you’re telling me now you don’t believe it’s true."

"You've got a different point of view."

"You don’t believe a single word I say."

"If I’d say black was white, you'd say it was grey."

"I still dream of you all night and day."

"Just this once, just say yes, please."

“I’m never scared, but you’re still daunting me.”

“I know you’ll get your own way.”

#ask memes #rp memes

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Hombres G

“I’m crying in my room, everything’s gone blurry.”

“Watching them kiss kills me.”

“Give my girl back to me.”

“You’ll never laugh at me again.”

“I’m sorry, baby, but you’re going to die.”

“I’m the boss of the mafia, I’m the son of my mother; you’re a piece of a shit and a son of a bitch in Venice.”

“Let’s all go to Italy!”

“I don’t care for the girls who are reminded of their own lives in every song.”

“They think that I’m a drug addict because I wear strange shoes.”

“I’ve never known how to say anything nice, and I’m very timid.”

“Dance with us, jump! Don’t be embarrassed.”

“Don’t worry, we’re with you.”

“I only wanted to kiss you.”

“It was you. What do you think, I didn’t see you?”

“It’s no use for you to keep lying. You can’t fool me.”

“Who’s that asshole with the hat?”

“The hero has returned... to take my girlfriend away.”

“What have I done to you? I’ve never been mean to you.”

“What’s wrong? You’re drunk!”

“We’re all real friends in this bar.”

“Visit our bar!”

“Even if you don’t believe it, I’m still in love with you.”

“Oh, what will become of me?”

“What do I have to live for if I don’t have you?”

“Let your hair down.”

“I want to see you smile. I want you to dance with me.”

“And after that, if you want...”

#rp memes #ask memes

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mœnia, 2.

“Touch me more.”

“I can’t let go, and I don’t want to.”

“One touch from your lips could kill me.”

“Is it so strange to live free?”

“You and I will never change.”

“It’s in our nature to be prejudiced. We’re afraid of diversity.”

“Maybe it would be easier to hate alone.”

“It’s worth learning to accept others.”

“I want to be alone today.”

“I had everything, and let it slip away.”

“When did it happen, how?”

“I didn’t want to push you away.”

“I want to self-destruct.”

“I’m nothing.”

“I was looking for you.”

“Don’t turn on the lights, it’s better that way.”

“I can see you, but I’m missing your sweet voice.”

“I want to suppose that you haven’t forgotten me.”

“I don’t want to remember you when I wake up.”

“I can’t stand this crying.”

“It’s over, and I don’t know why.”

“It’s easier to forget than to return.”

“Time will tell if I can do this.”

“How lucky I am to have this blue heart.”

“Just wait for me.”

“Your eyes say everything.”

“Dreaming of you keeps me patient.”

“Say you’ll be with me.”

#rp memes #rp starters

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“When you're young, you find inspiration in anyone who's ever gone.”

“We were never being boring.”

“We had too much time to find for ourselves.”

“We fought, then thought, ‘make amends.’“

“If you're not careful, you'll have nothing left and nothing to care for.”

“I thought, in spite of dreams, you'd be sitting somewhere here with me.”

“This must be the place I waited years to leave.”

“To our voices nobody’s listening.”

“'My lord, the carriage awaiteth!'“

“Whatever has gone wrong?”

“I don’t want to belong.”

“You know it hurts me when you lie.”

“Take a look, my eyes are red!”

“It hurts too much to face the truth.”

“I am so in love with you.”

“Inside we're all smiling. Everything's okay.”

“My nerves are all jangled, but I'm pulling through.”

“How can you expect to be taken seriously?”

“Do you think they'll put you in the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame?“

“Do you have a message for your fans?“

“How to smile behind a frown?“

“So we're all drinking...”

“Tell me, why don't we try not to break our hearts and make it so hard for ourselves?“

“We're much too shy.”

“If the phone hasn't rung by midnight, it's over tonight.”

“It's not the end of the world.”

“It seems there's no escape from the humdrum.”

“Endless thoughts and questions keep me awake.”

“Where've you been? Who've you seen?”

“You didn't phone when you said you would.”

“I wish I'd never met you.”

#rp memes #rp starters

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random questions, 1.

What’s the difference between “zenith” and “summit”?

What’s the difference between the Italian and Mexican flags?

Where’s the lamb sauce?

Got milk?

How can you hurt someone?

Who is on the United States two-dollar bill?

Do you like TUL writing instruments?

Do you wear a watch?

What’s the first European city to come to your mind?

Favorite card from a standard 52-card deck?

CD, vinyl or cassette?

Is this a dumb question?

What cliché do you dislike most?

Do you think you’re stereotypical?

Did you fix your bed after waking up this morning?

Would you rather eat cereal or eggs and toast the majority of mornings?

[ask your own random question]

#ask memes

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CalebCity quotes, 2.

“Can I get a Double Cheeseburger, small Fries, and... y’all got them new Jordans?”

“I hate it when I’m in the bed, and I drop the phone on my face. And then I pick it up I realize I accidentally texted Obama a death threat, and now I have to—wha? Hold up. Is that?”

“Open up, you piece of garbage, it’s the FBI.”

“You run, you dead. You and your friends, you’re dead. Your family, dead.”

[text] DONT ASK HIM ABOUT HIS NAME!!!

“I wanna be a brick wall when I grow up!”

“Bro, ain’t you that dude from the Internet?”

“She had to text you at nine in the morning, she couldn’t wait thirty more minutes to see you at your 9:30 class?”

“She threw the burger out my car... I didn’t think that she would go so far...”

“Yo, man, who gon’ buy me another burger, man?”

“You fool. I wasn’t even using a fraction of my efforts.”

“So run them degrees! Yeah! Don’t act like you ain’t gottem! Yo, give me all the degrees, all of them!”

“Every time I sit on my bed the sheets come off. EVERY TIME!”

“Yo, you ever leaving the house, and you look at one specific item, and you’re like ‘Yo, I’m not forgettin’ this! I need this!’ And then you walk STRAIGHT OUT THE DOOR without it! ... WHAT THE HELL!”

[text] So whatcha tryna do today

“Number one! Do countdowns!”

“You started at one. You countin’ up, stupid.”

“Witness my true skills! You’ll never play another game again!”

“Oh, hell, no! From drinking water? You die from dr—you can die from drink... oh, my—”

#rp memes #rp starters

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CalebCity quotes, 1.

“I didn’t think he’d retaliate! Had I known that, I would have never—“

“Bro, you on speaker.”

“Can this be? Have I been underestimating the power level of this dresser?”

“Better scramble like an egg, before you get folded like an omelet!”

“B.S., B.S., quote. B.S.”

“A lot of people say this house is haunted, but I never—GAH!”

“I’m never wrong. I thought I was wrong one time, but I was wrong.”

“Ey, but look, this is my answering machine, so I’m a call you back when I...”

“I know you’re hurt right now, but just expect me to slide into those DMs!”

“I heard you was talking about me, man, keep my name out your mouth.”

“Didn’t I tell you to clean this house? This is not my house, this is not my kid.”

“Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?”

“Everybody, sticks in the air, this is a hands-up!”

“You finna get folded like an omelet!”

“What’s the Pythagorean theorem?”

“Where did he learn that stance? There’s not an opening anywhere!”

“THE WORLD! THE WORLD WENT DARK!”

“Ey, yo, the pizza here!”

“Gimme all your money! ... Jinx! You owe me a soda, d’oh! No, you! No, I said it first!”

“Fifty cents? I thought this was the dollar store. Something fishy’s going on here.”

“Are you even brushing your teeth? With what, hot dog water?”

#rp memes #rp starters

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mœnia

“Here I am, watching the rain fall.”

“It seems like today won’t end.”

“I can’t deny it, I miss you.”

“I can’t be without you.”

“Waiting causes me pain.”

“I know that I’m not right, but I can’t accept it.”

“Every time I sleep, I dream of your voice.”

“I miss you.”

“I can’t stop thinking about it.”

“I get sick when you’re not here.”

“You were there, disturbing my peace.”

“I can feel you without touching you.”

“You’ll be mine once more.”

“We never really knew what it was that tore us apart.”

“Was it you or me who was to blame, or someone else?”

“Even if the sun dies, I’ll still be thinking about you.”

“I have nothing left to remember.”

“Where would my last words, the last beat of my blue heart fly?”

“It wouldn’t be for you. Not this time.”

“You didn’t give what I gave to you. You couldn’t see what I had in me.”

“If I could only take one fragment of memory to my destination among the stars, beautiful company for eternity...”

“After the rain comes the sun, and I never felt better.”

“You appeared and became a part of me. I didn’t even know.”

“It hurts me, but I have to tell you this.”

“I can’t do it anymore. I don’t care what happens next.”

“Only you could destroy or save me.”

“Two words would be enough.”

“I could wait for you until the whole ocean evaporates.”

“But you don’t say anything.”

“I don't know if it was right to tell you the whole truth, but maybe you’ll understand it.”

“I still feel cold. I’m missing something.”

“Open your wings and float.”

“Tell me if the things that matter now will still matter a year from now.”

#rp memes #rp starters

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Quotes from my professors.

“Pay attention to the details. I know you love doing that.”

“Whoever came up with this sign convention should be dragged out into the street and shot.”

“The problem with taking the derivative of negative cosine is that it��s a sin.”

“I don’t trust people who say ‘del’ instead of ‘partial.’”

“I don’t mean to discourage you, but you’re shit out of luck!”

“You can’t balance school, sleep and a social life anyways, so you might as well add a minor.”

“Most of the class looked up the answer on the Internet, and it was the wrong answer.”

“For every Hitler and Stalin, there was an Einstein and an Axl Rose—Sorry, I meant a Turing.”

“So, when you combine Charles’ Law and Boyle’s Law, you get Choyle’s Law.”

“My computer is going on strike.”

“People are complaining to me about having to use MATLAB. But how else are you going to solve this problem? FORTRAN? C? By hand? You can’t solve this by hand.”

“I ask for the same thing, every time. A four-shot espresso. One time the girl asked me, ‘Are you sure you wouldn’t like some cream in that?’ ... ‘No.’”

“Make sure to drink lots of water, because her sense of humor is dry.”

“Jesus is not always the answer. How you gon’ confuse my boy Samson with Jesus?”

“Let’s say we have a dog on the raft, and yes, it’s my robot dog, Havasu.”

“I won’t say anything in Basque, because if I do you’ll forget everything you learned in Spanish.”

“They thought I was weird because I would rather be sitting at home doing calculus problems for fun instead of going out to party.”

“No, I’d never cancel class.”

“Our author is a sociologist, meaning that he hates people and wants to justify to himself his reasons.”

“Back in ‘84, you could spend a hundred dollars on two carts full of groceries.”

“When I was in the second year of my PhD program, we saw a computer graph a function for the first time. We were stunned!”

“The computer is disagreeing with me today. I won’t stand for it!”

“Oh, what the fuck did you do...”

#rp memes #rp starters

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A handful of random starters, 1.

“Stay with me, just a short while longer.”

“You can’t just tell me to calm down.”

“I’m not an alcoholic.”

“I thought that you would be here with me.”

“I’m always dreaming about the places that I hate.”

“I can’t believe that I spend so much time with you.”

“It hurts too much to face the truth.”

“Pay attention to me.”

“I don’t want to be here. I hate it here.”

“I feel like a pilgrim in a very unholy land.”

“You think you’re so smart.”

“We need to talk about this.”

“How can you expect to be taken seriously?”

“Your words fly away in the wind.”

“Can I trust you?”

“It just wasn’t meant to be.”

“It’s not our day, is it?”

“I wake up every morning worried.”

“You know it hurts me when you lie.”

“I can’t sleep at night, because I’m always wondering where you are and what you’re doing.”

“It was all lies, wasn’t it?”

“It’s not the end of the world.”

“I love and hate you at the same time.”

“I wish that you didn’t see me that way.”

“I just want you to own up to it for once.”

“I miss you.”

#rp memes #rp starters

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“All you gotta do is hold on.”

“Free your mind.”

“You gotta reach the sky if you want your life to shine.”

“Can you tell me a story from the end of the night?“

“You'll get through with a little love. Just you wait and see.”

“Don't need no gravity to hold our love in place.”

“Let me show you love.”

“Just keep holding onto love.”

“Give your heartbreaks and feelings up.”

“You stole your kiss from me.”

“You shy away from love.”

“How long are you gonna run from the things that you want in life?”

“Without you, I wouldn't get far.”

“We're rising and we won't come down.”

“Forget about the world around us.”

“You gotta live your life today.”

“I’ve lost my friends but I’m walking in the sky.”

“Can you see what I'm seeing?“

“Don't let me hit the ground.”

“Give me a chance.”

#rp memes #rp starters

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“There’s nothing I regret.”

“I would like a place I could call my own.”

“You used to be a stranger, now you are mine.”

“You were a complete stranger, now you are mine.”

“I've no passion for this hate.”

“Can you feel it?”

“Stop acting like a child.”

“Once in a while I need a friend.”

“We could break every rule, anytime we wanted to.”

“Don't be afraid to live this way.”

“Let's defend the things we say.”

“I want to be up in the air.”

“And when we kiss, we speak as one.”

“I'm on my knees, I am a fool.”

“You are a colour and you are a number.”

“Whatever it takes, I will make you mine.”

“With all the things I've never had, I'll commit the perfect crime.”

“I haven't time to sympathise with all this nonsense and your lies.”

“You are the king of nothing.”

“I'm growing tired of waiting for you to say goodbye.”

“Even though I give you special treatment, you keep getting high, juvenile delinquent.”

“Maybe you can leave, but you won't get far.”

“It was always special.”

“I'm sick of trying, I mean that it's over.”

“The traces of your memory don't belong with mine.”

“Faith...”

#rp memes #rp starters

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"You're much too young."

"You've got style, and you've got class, but most of all, you've got love technique."

"I don't remember what happened yesterday."

"I don't give a damn about what all those people say."

"I worked hard to give you all the things that you need."

"I spent a lifetime working on you, and you won't even talk to me."

"Why don't you look at me?"

"I don't know why I even try."

"You keep telling me that I am wrong."

"You waste your time, like my money."

"It ain't so funny, but it's true."

"I always know you'll come back to me."

"You took my sight from me."

"Answer me, why won't you answer me?"

"I can't recall the day that I last heard from you."

"Well, what's the use in complaining when you've got what you don't need?"

"What the hell is happening?"

"I don't know what day it is, or who I'm talking to."

"How can I ever forget you?"

"I can't find my peace of mind."

"I used to think about you night and day."

"Without you there's no tomorrow."

"Ibiza, Majorca, and Benidorm too, I searched all these places but never found you."

"I've seen what a man can do. I've seen all the hate of a woman too."

"Life is short but love is strong."

"I don't belong to no one, but I want to be with you."

"Is it really such a sin? 'Cause if it is, then I'll give in."

"I can't live without your love."

#rp memes #rp starters

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Die Hard 2

“Hey, well, as far as I’m concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.”

“You’d be a surprised what I make in a month.”

“If it’s more than a dollar ninety-eight I’d be very surprised.”

“Take the Twinkie out of your mouth and grab a pencil, will ya?”

“Ouch. When you get those feelings, insurance companies start to go bankrupt.”

“You needed a computer to figure that one out?”

“You’re not pissing in somebody’s pool, are you?”

“Yeah, and I’m fresh outta chlorine.”

“Oh man, I can’t fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?”

“Just once, I’d like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin’ Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin’ tin can.”

“Next time you kill one of these guys, get 'em to enter the code first.”

“You’re just the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

“Story of my life.”

“Oh, we are just up to our ass in terrorists again!”

“Where’s the fuckin’ door?”

“Guess I was wrong about you. You’re not such an asshole after all.”

“Oh, you were right. I’m just your kind of asshole.”

“So much for the element of chance!”

“It’s time to kick ass.”

“Just like Iwo Jima!”

“I got enough friends!”

“Happy landings, asshole!”

“Why does this keep happening to us?”

“I’ll be damned if I’m gonna clean up this mess!”

“Ah, what the hell? It’s Christmas!”

#rp memes #rp starters

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Die Hard

I was hoping that this list would be in chronological order, but ah well

"Trust me, I've been doing this for eleven years."

"'And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.' Benefits of a classical education."

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho."

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!"

"Next time you have a chance to kill someone, don't hesitate!"

"Thanks for the advice."

"Geronimo, motherfucker!"

“Let’s see you take this under advisement, jerkweed!”

"Welcome to the party, pal!"

"Now, you listen to me, jerk-off, if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem and put the other guy back on!"

"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs."

"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

"No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

"Just the fly in the ointment, the monkey in the wrench, the pain in the ass."

“All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.”

“Wait a minute, wait a minute. What have we here, gentlemen? The police have themselves an RV.”

“Oh my God, the quarterback is toast!”

“But, all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.”

"Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast."

“You're amazing. You've figured this all out out already.“

“Authorization? How about the United States FUCKING government? Lose the grid, or you lose your job.”

"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."

"Pretty fuckin' unappreciated."

"You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck!"

"I'm gonna kill ya! I'm gonna cook ya, and I'm gonna eat ya!"

"After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief."

"Well, when you steal $600, you can just disappear. When you steal 600 million, they will find you, unless they think you're already dead."

"If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Years'."

#rp memes #rp starters

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“Now my head is spinning.”

“At the back of my mind, I think I’m winning.”

“I was somebody falling for one who was not, somebody tired of dreaming.”

“Now it’s already dawning, that this time I’ve got someone who won’t leave me feeling disappointed.”

“Disillusioned, encore.”

“I think I love you, for sure.” 

“So you’re not disappointing at all.”

“Disenchanted, once more.”

“Listen as you call my name.”

“Just one syllable said, then spoken once again.”

“From the sound of your voice, the promise you make, you’re somebody I can believe in.”

“Disappointed, once more.”

“At the back of my head, I believe what you said.”

“Dreaming...”

#rp memes #rp starters