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LoL players: i play LoL

WoW players: i play WoW

me:

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deadbeat tumblr mutual

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it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”

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sorry I can’t be in a situationship. I want to eat each others souls

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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“5 amazon products you NEED” “pov: you bought a straw that ✨prevents wrinkles✨ (link in bio!)” “how i stay skinny as a working mom of 3 [straight up eating disorder behavior]” “refill my emotional support stanley cup with me” “POV: you’re a 23 year old tradwife boy mom😍” “i spent 2,800 dollars on a top! let’s style it!” “does anyone else’s husband do this😂😂😂 [the most insane example of weaponized incompetence anyone has ever seen]” What the fuck are you people talking about😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

#we’re in hell

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This is fucked up. This is deranged. I don’t think this was in the plan.

#why

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i met my girlfriend on emuparadise

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#dungeon meshi #jerma #I didn’t register jerma on here until like a minute later

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I went to a psychic, and she told me that I would be totally heartbroken in 14 years. 

I felt so bad about this, I went and got a puppy.

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Mods asleep post greedy gay wario

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i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

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my friend keeps posting their periodical spectacular culinary failures on twitter because they’re such a bad cook it’s actually comical but i think this one is the all-timer

#food #I love fucked up food pics like this