where is he. whats he doin. up to no good, probably.
(like my brain, forgetting important things)
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elves are portrayed incorrectly in fantasy. if they knew about deforestation they'd straight up jack off to it
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deadbeat tumblr mutual
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“it’s going to be WW3!!” no bitch it’s going to be vietnam, korea, afghanistan, it’s going to be another war wherein the US commits unspeakable and indefensible acts against a severely weakened people seeking self determination. it’s going to be another war where protesting is criminalized and “freedom of speech” is gutted in the interest of pushing propaganda. it’s going to be another nation of people added to the long list of victims of US imperialism and another demonstration of the strong undercurrent of fascism running through the foundation of america
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Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old
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castiel the gay angel literally went to superhell for the future of popular gay ships. those old good omens guys, the gay firefighters. cas died for gay ships everywhere like jesus on the cross
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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.
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i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle
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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.
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you know what. yeah
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happy yuri night everybody
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The UFOs 👽💫👽 have finally cum 💦👌😩👌 send this to 10 alien daddys 😜😜😜🍆 if you get none ❌ back 💀🙅💀 you a lonely galactic hoe 😪😪 get five back ❗️you a Super Star Slut😜💫✨💥 get 10 back❗️❗️you a super space freak 💦👽👽💦💫 happy fucking 💯👅 get that alien 👽 cock 😍🍆😩👌
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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good
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Shout out to Tristan Dryer as Victor Frankenstein in the royal ballet
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still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it
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