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sad-guinness · 17 hours
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Anyway, here’s why this is the best meme of the 2010’s
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This meme is an internet staple that managed to be versatile, unproblematic, inclusive, and best of all one of the greatest examples of a shitpost. The humour was not in the grandeur, not in the references, not in the junxapositioning of labled words, nor in the relatability of it all. The humour is in the simplicity, the artistic composition of the original image, the three course meal of fashion that was served by the subject, and of course, the iconic pose that changed the way we see one’s hands clasped together with one’s feet shoulder-width apart.
This meme is a reflection of the average: middle class life in the ‘burbs; taking pictures at everyday landmarks such as the uneven sidewalk by your house or the tree you almost crashed into when you just got your learners permit; wearing your favourite matching top and bottom in a picture to show off the 18k gold plated wristwatch and loafers your nana got you for your birthday; the grandest joys in the most average of things.
In a way, I think deep down, we all know that Luciano did not actually have to do it to em, but we, as a society, are better off because he did
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sad-guinness · 19 hours
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I once met Jesus in a 7/11 parking lot and he told me he’s gonna flip a bitch
usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome
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sad-guinness · 9 days
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this is the best video ive seen in my goddamn life
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sad-guinness · 11 days
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Suction cup boi
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jiggly cat pudding | source
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sad-guinness · 11 days
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The interpreter community has been well established to be dominated by the girls, gays and theys, similarly to how Starbucks employs only the girls, gays and theys. In this essay I will
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sad-guinness · 11 days
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Always cry at this quote
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sad-guinness · 13 days
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No one:
Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:
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sad-guinness · 15 days
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once when i was ten, so seventeen years ago, i was on one of the neopets forums that was in 2006 frequented mostly by edgy teenagers with pete wentz urls who wanted to get around the ban on romance and gay talk to discuss mcr members making out. and it was well past midnight and i was secretly on an extremely clunky laptop the size of a modern desktop, sitting on my top bunk in the tiny room i shared with my sister. and i do not remember the forum topic at all but at some point one of the participants politely asked me, "hey, how old are you, anyway? twelve?" and when i honestly replied "ten," he responded:
"WOAH. Kid, you'd better get off the boards. Wandering the Neoboards at 2 AM is like walking nekkid through the Bronx with your wallet dangling from your nipplz."
and this frightened me so much i slammed the computer shut and went to bed immediately. seventeen years later i still remember this message word for word. including the filter-avoidance misspellings. i need everyone to know about this formative childhood memory. bronx wallet nipplz guy if you're out there hmu and tell me what ur deal was
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sad-guinness · 2 months
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He and I are so cute together
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sad-guinness · 2 months
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Whenever I get a new therapist I’m gonna have to tell them about how I was diagnosed with CPTSD two years before realizing I was actually diagnosed. I’m gonna have to explain that when my therapist told me I have ptsd I dissociated hardcore and didn’t remember she diagnosed me with having any trauma whatsoever until 2 years later when I came across CPTSD and was like “is that me????????” And my next session was dedicated to discussing my findings and how I think I might have experienced trauma
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sad-guinness · 2 months
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Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.
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