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kaeya-i’m gatekeeping myself. nobody can know who i am

#meme #genshin impact #kaeya #kaeya alberich

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childe-nice ass! sorry about the mental illness

kaeya-thank u

#meme #genshin impact #kaeya #childe #tartaglia

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diluc-not original. fake. poor product quality poor service by seller delivery time below expectation

venti-hehe

#venti #genshin impact #diluc

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take care of your mental health

noelle-talk about your feelings

amber-keep active

paimon-eat an potato

mona-recite a dark spell

aether-throw your phone in the lake

fischl-kiss a bird gently

diluc-scowl

venti-make fun of someone you don’t like

razor-lie in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you

#genshin impact #noelle #amber #paimon #mona megistus #aether #fischl #diluc ragnvindr #venti #razor #meme

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hi y’all i’ve recently been playing genshin impact so i’ll probably be posting less fire emblem and more genshin okay bye

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sylvain-hey blue did you sabotage O2? cause you took my breath away

felix-i’m gonna take your life too if you don’t shut the **** up

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #nintendo #meme #fire emblem #blue lions #sylvix #sylvain jose gautier #felix hugo fraldarius

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caspar- my brain is totally smooth, like a water balloon. no folds! i ironed the bitch

linhardt-me when i take 3 xanax before my 8 am class

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #nintendo #meme #fire emblem #black eagles #linhardt von hevring #caspar von bergliez

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dorothea-somebody once told me the world was gonna

caspar-en on december 21, 2012. i bought all the pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

dorothea-i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #nintendo #meme #fire emblem #black eagles #dorothea arnault #caspar von bergliez

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lorenz-yellow dancing weird kinda sus

claude-i’m shaking my ass mind your business

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #nintendo #meme #fire emblem #golden deer #claude von reigen #lorenz hellman gloucester

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sylvain-4 word horror story “i heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then i remembered .....our bathroom doesn’t have a door

annette-i’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke

sylvain-can’t afford door.... the horror here is the realities of life

felix-so what the fuck was your wife knocking on

sylvain-this dick

ashe-it’s not even four words????

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #nintendo #meme #fire emblem #blue lions #sylvain jose gautier #felix hugo fraldarius #ashe ubert #annette fantine dominic

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the myth of “consensual” sex

dimitri-i consent

claude-i consent

claude’s wyvern-i don’t!

isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #nintendo #meme #fire emblem #blue lions #golden deer #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #claude von reigen #dimiclaude

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pov you’re on a date with the house leaders. they’re all so cute what do you say

if you have any requests for other characters comment, dm, or send an ask! i’d be more than happy to do it!

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #nintendo #meme #fire emblem #blue lions #black eagles #golden deer #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #claude von reigen #edelgard von hresvelg #yuri leclerc #ashen wolves

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caspar-fuck iron supplements i’m bout to just start eating staples

petra-what if your allergic to fruit?

caspar-man what... i said staples

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #nintendo #meme #fire emblem #black eagles #petra macneary #caspar von bergliez

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bernadetta-yeah i have SEX

s-stomach aches and severe anxiety

e-extreme mental anguish over every decision i make

x-xylophone

#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #nintendo #meme #fire emblem #black eagles #bernadetta von varley

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#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #nintendo #meme #fire emblem #golden deer #judith von daphnel #judith fire emblem

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#fe3h #fire emblem three houses #nintendo #meme #fire emblem #seteth #flayn #fe flayn #fe seteth #seteth fire emblem #flayn fire emblem

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lysithea-TIL an ant wouldn’t get killed if you microwave it. they don’t have a high enough water content and because they are so small they can “dodge” the hot spots in the microwave just by moving around

*picture of person dodging lasers*

claude-ants when they get microwaved

hilda-pros of being an ant: you can dodge microwave beams

hilda-cons of being and ant: there’s an animal called anteater

#fire emblem #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #golden deer #nintendo #meme #claude von reigen #hilda valentine goneril #lysithea von ordelia