sadhorseman

[sadhorseman]

bojack: "my mother is dead and everything is worse now. because now i know i will never have a mother who looks at me from across the room and says, 'bojack horseman, i see you.'"

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[sadhorseman]

diane: "and you're gonna be so miserable you'll wanna kill yourself. and you're gonna have nobody left to stop you."

bojack: "there's gonna be plenty of people around when i kill myself!"

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[sadhorseman]

diane: "why can't i be happy? am i busted?"

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Bojack: "When you're a kid, you convince yourself that maybe the grand gesture could be enough, that even though your parents aren't what you need them to be over and over and over again, at any moment, they might surprise you with something... wonderful. I kept waiting for that, the proof that even though my mother was a hard woman, deep down, she loved me and cared about me and wanted me to know that I made her life a little bit brighter. Even now, I find myself waiting."

#mommy issues but you're a horse and a man and giving your mother's funeral eulogy in front of a group of lizards (?) geckos (??) and she's #also a horse woman and you're a somewhat loved hollywood actor like a once loved actor but you're still ridiculously rich somehow and you #got a free churro from your horse woman mom dying and you slowly realize that the churro was the best thing that ever came out of your moth #er staying in your life for so long #um anyways #diane nguyen #mr peanutbutter #sarah lynn #sad bojack quotes #bjhm #todd chavez #princess carolyn #beatrice horseman #bojack quotes #bojack horseman #quote #words #text

[sadhorseman]

Bojack: "All I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes that's what love is. But, in real life, the big gesture isn't enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You can't just screw everything up and then take a boat out into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery, and fly to Kansas. You need to do it every day, which is, so... hard."

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[sadhorseman]

Bojack: "Here's a story: When I was a teenager, I performed a comedy routine for my high school talent show. There was this, uh, cool jacket that I wanted to wear because I thought it would make me look like Albert Brooks. For months I saved up for this jacket. But when I finally had enough, I went to the store and it was gone. They had just sold it to someone else. So, I went home and told my mother, and she said, 'Let that be a lesson. That's the good that comes from wanting things.' She was really good at dispensing life lessons that always seemed to circle back to everything being my fault. But then, one day, on the day of the talent show, my mother had a surprise for me. She had bought me the jacket. Even though she didn't know how to say it, I know this meant that she loved me. Now that's a good story about my mother. It's not true, but it's a good story, right? I stole it from an episode of Maude when I was a kid where she talks about her father. I remember when I saw it, thinking, 'That's the kind of story I want to tell about my parents when they die.' But I don't have any stories like that."

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[sadhorseman]

Bojack: "Really makes you think, though, huh? Life, right? Goes by, stuff happens. Then you die."

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[sadhorseman]

Todd: "You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like it makes it okay. You need to be better."

Bojack: "I know, and I'm sorry, okay? I was drunk and there was all this pressure with the Oscar campaign, but now, now that it's over I-"

Todd: “No, no. Bojack, just stop. You are all the things that are wrong with you. It's not the alcohol, or the drugs, or all the shitty things that happened to you in your career, or when you were a kid, it's you, alright? It's you. Fuck, man, what else is there to say?"

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[sadhorseman]

Delphiquee is a rabid terf piece of shit who has been reblogging from you ):

i've scrolled through their account and i can't find anything bad. do you have any evidence you can send me ? the only other post i can find about this is someone else answering an anon ask about them being a terf and that post doesn't have any comments or reblogs

#i'm a little confused #anon

[sadhorseman]

bojack: "rehab was supposed to be a fresh start, but no matter how many starts i get there's always the same ending: everything falls apart and i end up alone."

princess carolyn: "i'm still here, bojack."

bojack: "why?"

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[sadhorseman]

bojack: "well, if it doesn't matter... can i stay on the phone with you, at least?"

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[sadhorseman]

diane: "and i wouldn't have to say, 'i'm sorry i left. i'm sorry i made things so difficult. i'm sorry i'm not the person i thought i was.'"

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[sadhorseman]

bojack: "why won't you go home?"

diane: "i should. i know i should. i eish i could go home right now and crawl into bed and not have to explain anything. he would just say, 'how was your day?' and then he would say, 'hey, did you know the monorail was invented by george monorail?' and i would say, 'i don"t think that's true.' and he would say, 'well, if he didn't invent it, he certainly perfected it.' and i wouldn't have to say, 'i'm sorry i left. i'm sorry i made things so difficult. i'm sorry i'm not the person i thought i was.' i would just say, 'my day was good.' and he would say, 'i love you.'"

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[sadhorseman]

bojack: "how do you make something right when you've made it so wrong you can never go back?"

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[sadhorseman]

hollyhock: "do you ever get that feeling that like, to know you more is to love you less?"

bojack: "hollyhock, you are an amazing woman and you should never settle for someone who only loves the idea of you. you're funny, and you're kind, and you're clever..."

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[sadhorseman]

bojack: "i'm here because... i need help."

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[sadhorseman]

hollyhock: "i love you."

bojack: "mhm."

hollyhock: "okay. bye."

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