Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?
Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.
“…I think we could be a good match outside of work as well.”
-Park Jiwoon
“I have plenty of time to make you fall in love with me.”
-Mananan
star signs as iconic things namjoon’s said or done that seem fake but aren’t
aries: when voted most likely to start an argument replied “i like peace… my favourite bird is the pigeon”
taurus: translating jins whole ass sentence into “strong power, thank you”
gemini: “thats not me fellas”
cancer: “shy guy monu”
leo: “i’m cutie patootie”
virgo: trying to cut an onion and failing
libra: when he laughs like “AHAHAHA”
scorpio: that time when jungkook was singing and joon joined in like “baby” n jk just chOked
sagittarius: the absolute constant fiddling joon does in his vlives
capricorn: people ignoring his high-fives/handshakes so he reciprocates it for himself
aquarius: “people tell me not to cook, drive, or touch anything for the sake of world peace”
pisces: “ain’t no fish inside”
I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.
Can I just–
Oh it got better