Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?
Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.
“…I think we could be a good match outside of work as well.”
“I have plenty of time to make you fall in love with me.”
IM BACK BITCHES
So it was true. It really was you…
star signs as iconic things namjoon’s said or done that seem fake but aren’t
aries: when voted most likely to start an argument replied “i like peace… my favourite bird is the pigeon”
taurus: translating jins whole ass sentence into “strong power, thank you”
gemini: “thats not me fellas”
cancer: “shy guy monu”
leo: “i’m cutie patootie”
virgo: trying to cut an onion and failing
libra: when he laughs like “AHAHAHA”
scorpio: that time when jungkook was singing and joon joined in like “baby” n jk just chOked
sagittarius: the absolute constant fiddling joon does in his vlives
capricorn: people ignoring his high-fives/handshakes so he reciprocates it for himself
aquarius: “people tell me not to cook, drive, or touch anything for the sake of world peace”
pisces: “ain’t no fish inside”
I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.
Can I just–
Oh it got better
An actual representation of me reading ch. 208