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saentorine·12 days agoText

With the COVID-19 pandemic going on I am seeing a lot on social media with the “I wish it need not have happened in my time”/” All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us” quote from Fellowship of the Ring, and indeed it is comforting in troubling times … 

But in this case, stay the fuck home and do not under any circumstances get 8 companions together for a road trip and split up to hit numerous major population centers on your way to Mordor.

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saentorine·2 months agoText

One of my superpowers is always being able to produce enough urine for a urine sample no matter how recently I have peed 

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saentorine·3 months agoText

When YouTube algorithms recommend you one hour of ambient “Sith music for meditation and study” and “LOTR but it’s only Gimli making noises” and they’re not wrong.

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saentorine·3 months agoPhoto

kaylapocalypse:

spiritofally:

Back in middle school, my friends and I used a very simple coded language for writing secret messages. I saw some posts about needing to hide one’s beliefs from partners/bosses/parents so I wanted to share it with you! These would also be great to incorporate into sigils since they are simple lines and dots.

Reblogging this again cause it’s so cool

It’s called Pigpen Cypher! I used to use a variation of it as the writing system for a made-up country I called Catland in 2nd grade :P

But be careful, because it is a pretty widely-used cypher it’s not necessarily the most secret thing you can use if you’re truly trying to conceal anything.

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saentorine·3 months agoText

the-strongest-decoy:

guiltyhipster:

Fanfiction is becoming people’s primary form of entertainment right now because most media right now is so cheap, bland, recycled, and sponsored by people who love money more than the source material. Fanfiction is written for free by people who genuinely love what they’re writing about. That’s why it’s better. That’s why it’s more satisfying. Fanfiction is a home-cooked meal made for yourself and for your friends. Media today is junky fast food spoiled by too much grease and the knowledge that the people producing it are being criminally mistreated and underpaid. 

FANFICTION IS A HOME-COOKED MEAL

WOW. BRO.THAT’S. 

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saentorine·3 months agoText

teaboot:

There’s this cool thing I’ve noticed with doctors where I can walk in, sit down, and say “I have X thing and I need help” and they go :)) Oh sweetie u know ur not a doctor right? :)))

or I can say “I have a family history of X, I have 95% of X’s symptoms, people with X have advised me that I might also have X, and I would like to be tested to see if X is my problem” and they go :))) o honie babie child :)))) web MD is not reliable :)))) u only THINK u have X but its okay ur not a bad person :)))) its ok u don’t need to fake an illness for attention :::))))

BUT if I go in and say… I do not know what is wrong plz help they’ll be like “ah yes by the stain on the left knee of ur jeans and ur messy eyebrows I can tell u have X,, have u ever heard of it” and I absolutely hate it, I hate knowing exactly what’s happening and having to pretend I don’t just to be taken seriously, I propose it be titled The Sherlock Effect

This is totally a thing. Every doctor visit I made trying to diagnose my vaginismus was a game of 20 questions waiting to see if THEY’D bring it up by name because the minute I invoked the word myself I was told it wasn’t actually a thing and I should just try wine and lube.

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saentorine·3 months agoText

brainstatic:

brainstatic:

The densest people on the internet are the ones who say sci fi and fantasy are getting too political. Why can’t we go back to the good old days of The Twilight Zone, with its various episodes about mob mentality and the danger of mass paranoia that totally weren’t about the Red Scare. Or Star Wars and its genocidal empire of racially homogeneous Aryan men. Or Dune with its religious tribal peoples who live in a desert that contains the galaxy’s most valuable resource and the wars with the foreign colonizers, that was purely from Frank Herbert’s imagination. Can you imagine how much Star Trek would suck if it was packed to the brim with ham-fisted allegories of every societal issue of the 20th century. Not like all this modern ultra-political stuff, like a woman hero. 

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saentorine·3 months agoPhoto

nerdyydragon:

Thor, watching the Dora train: this is very interesting

T’Challa, watching Thor watch the training of the Dora, unsure how to proceed: really? Because Wakanda has a rich history of elite special forces made exclusively of women, and we take great pride in them

Thor: wonderful! But I was referring to their fighting style. It is very different from that of the Valkyries of Asgard, and I wish to learn it, if possible

T’Challa:

Thor: when I was little I wanted to be a Valkyrie

T’Challa, breathing a sigh of relief: I was inconsolable for a week when my mother told me that I wasn’t allowed to join the Dora

T’Challa: I refused to leave my room

Thor: I refused to eat

(Shuri, filming this from behind a pillar: oh god there’s two of them)

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saentorine·5 months agoText

saentorine:

-Values purpose-driven work over stability or paycheck.

-Leads transient, nomadic lifestyle.

-Has no accumulated life savings or emergency fund.

-Is in long-term committed relationship but takes FOREVER to get married.

-Spent his 20s/30s in unpaid mentee position for job he was literally born for, but isn’t given job in title until he’s 87– and only because the less-qualified former occupant died.

-Doesn’t get to retire until he’s 210 years old.


Turns out Aragorn is your average Millennial.

-Hella stressed, depressed, and burned out.

-Keenly aware the world has been getting steadily shittier and there’s probably no fixing it.

-Unhealthy relationship with a communication device that can be manipulated to transmit fake news; will probably die holding it.

 … lest we forget Denethor is one year older than Aragorn and also clearly a Millennial.

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saentorine·8 months agoText

zodiacfrickfracks:

Get over heartbreak: Leo, Virgo, Aries, Libra, Gemini

Feel understood: Capricorn, Aquarius, Cancer

Distract themselves from their own worse thoughts: Scorpio, Pisces

They don’t listen to sad music: Sagittarius, Taurus

Um … I am a Taurus sun sign, Sagittarius moon sign and I listen to nothing BUT sad music? Get out of here with your major key.

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