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found out what sauerkraut is today. you people are fucking disgusting

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Bryan Cranston: that was some pretty good smoke huh bro

Obama: Dam Dude…………………..Im like Stoned lol…………………………

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I love retail because there are so many deranged lunatics in the world who want to buy things

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"wash your makeup off or else your skin will look bad and you'll have acne" that's what makeup is for dumb idiot

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everyone should call out of work all the time for any reason unless I have to cover your shift in which case I am going to fucking eat you

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hi piggies

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everything I do is to make my immune system impenetrable. raw dogging public toilet seats? eating with unwashed hands after handling cash for 8 hours? licking spilled liquor off of a patio table? this makes me a medical outlier for bacterial resistance. and still, I am banned from drinking orange juice straight from the teet

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saw a man wearing a thin blue line mickey mouse shirt today what's it like to have your brain so liquefied and calcified at the same time

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liberating women today by going out looking like absolute shit

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every cartoon you watch is problematic or did we forget the moving picture is demonic

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Damn girl that vaccinated pussy reminds me of donald trumps autistic son. Because its barron

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