#Dramione is officially canon
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Rowena Ravenclaw: Wait, Salazar, how come you ended up with the shittiest common room? We dished out the money to make them equally AND you're the richest sod out of all of us
Salazar Slytherin: [thinks back to installing a giantass slide into the Chamber of Secrets and putting a statue of himself in it]
Salazar Slytherin: Uhhhhh... taxes [sweats heavily]
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Draco Malfoy - June 5, 1980
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happy f-in birthday, draco.
go celebrate, you fuckin snakey boi lol
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fred: so what do you see in the mirror of erised?
george: dunking umbridge into a giant pile of dinosaur poop. you?
fred: transfiguring a dragon into a puppy and hiding it in percy's office
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you: it’s Easter
you, an intellectual: it’s April Fool’s Day
me, slamming down my third butterbeer: it’s Fred and George Weasley’s birthday
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fred and george totally have a podcast where they talk about subjects they know literally nothing about as though they are experts for half an hour
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“Give her hell from us, Peeves.” And Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.
Happy Birthday, Fred and George Weasley (1st April, 1978) ♥
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Happy birthday, Fred and George Weasley (1st April, 1978) ★ We are not stupid. We know we are called Gred and Forge.
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Hermione: I wish someone loved me.
Draco about to tell Hermione that he loves her: Oh, you haven’t heard?
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