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Furby, that creepy 1990's doll, has a tumblr page.

sakebytheriver·2 hours agoText

rainbowloverrs:

sorry to yell, but 🗣 Sense8 was excellent and deserved six seasons and a movie!🗣

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sakebytheriver·2 hours agoText

sansaloyalist:

i cant even count how many comedians have aspired and failed to be as funny as this title

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sakebytheriver·2 hours agoText

gmotheemo:

passionateaboutponies:

passionateaboutponies:

salty-blue-mage:

voguegypt:

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

This is very real.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/amp/human-rights-groups-urge-egypt-halt-crackdown-gays-n806641

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

THIS POST IS SCEDULED TO GO UP ONCE AN HOUR ON THIS BLOG UNTIL 24 HOURS SINCE THE FIRST POST BECAUSE IT’S THAT IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE SEES IT!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REBLOG EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU ONLY HAVE ONE FOLLOWER

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sakebytheriver·2 hours agoText

inquiries-of-an-intj:

pinkdementors:

being born in the late 90′s is a really weird time because our coming of age is/was so tied into the expansion of personal technology? like for so many of us the transition from getting your first flip phone to smartphones wasn’t just a technology shift, it was part of growing up. and it created this really weird timeline where new technologies were being created right as we entered the right age market to use them, so now we all know intuitively how to use snapchat or the social context of emoji use or whatever but we can also remember childhoods spent (almost) entirely outside and offline. like you get all the disillusionment of the older millennial generation except now with the stress of spending your adolescence measuring yourself against others on social media and it’s really fucking confusing

you put it into words

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sakebytheriver·2 hours agoText

theninjamouse:

I’m a simple woman, I hear the Pirates of the Caribbean music, I become gripped with the urge to don pirate garb and fight cursed skeletons upon the open sea

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sakebytheriver·2 hours agoText

gayavatarstyle:

princecharmingtobe:

You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They don’t even have Geneva. 

saltytocrusade:

Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals

gayavatarstyle:

you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over

gayavatarstyle:

a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you’ve turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst

gayavatarstyle:

shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face

gayavatarstyle:

how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can’t do shit to any of the others

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sakebytheriver·2 hours agoText

cipollakate:

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

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sakebytheriver·2 hours agoText

fatfemmearoorc:

capsgirl19:

cundtcake:

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Botanical Sexism Cultivates Home-Grown Allergies 

Arborists often claim that all-male plants are “litter-free” because they shed no messy seeds, fruits or pods. In the 1949 USDA Yearbook of Agriculture, which focused on trees and forests, this advice was given to readers: “When used for street plantings, only male trees should be selected, to avoid the nuisance from the seed.”  In the years following, the USDA produced and released into the market almost 100 new red maple and hybrid-maple-named clones (cultivars), and every single one of them was male.

It took a number of years for these new trees to mature enough to start to bloom, but eventually they did and with them came more city pollen and the “epidemic of allergy and asthma.” Many of these same trees are still alive and well and getting even larger, and the bigger they get, the more pollen they shed.

Allergies are rarely triggered by small amounts of an allergen; they are initiated by an overdose. Small amounts of pollen exposure are actually good for us, but if we have highly allergenic trees or shrubs in our own yards or lining our streets, we will soon enough be over-exposed. In order to put the brakes on America’s allergy epidemic, we need to reverse the trend toward male-dominated landscapes and stop selling and planting any more of the most allergenic trees, shrubs and grasses in our cities.

and the kicker:

Female trees produce no pollen, but they trap and remove large amounts of pollen from the air, and turn it into seed. Female trees (and female shrubs also) are not just passive, but are active allergy-fighting trees. The more female plants in a landscape, the less pollen there will be in the air in the immediate vicinity. By relying less on males and paying more attention to the allergy-potential of all the plants in our urban landscape, all of us may one day breathe easier.

ain’t this what happened to the fuckin ents

caps youre the funniest fucking person alive

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sakebytheriver·2 hours agoText

wishgirls:

2016 was so wack how did mystic messenger, voltron legendary defender, pokemon go, yuri on ice, zootopia, stranger things, and overwatch all come out in like a span of 6 months

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sakebytheriver·19 hours agoText

There’s nothing quite like watching Eliot Spencer the epitome of rough edges go soft and playful with Hardison and Parker. You can see how he just melts around those two, they make him soft and you bet your ass they abuse that tenfold when the three of them start dating because you know they love watching him melt because of them

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sakebytheriver·a day agoText

winter-tospring:

i don’t know if this is only a me thing but when i watch a movie or a show to distract myself, most of the time i’ll think “i’d like to be there” *in the fictional world* cus it would be an escape from this one, but it’s a quick thought of imagination, that “i want to be there” actually doesn’t include myself in her entirety. It kind of would only save the fun parts of me. If i start to really think about being transported there with my mental health, with my brain, with my sadness…it usually stops being appealing.  Sense8 was the first time I saw a world where I would escape to with everything i am. It gave me another perception of reality, of what it could be to me. It was realistic, but beautiful. Not idealized, and still drew me in like a magnet. It was reality through a lens that made me love it. It’s dear to me because it succeeds in making me feel part of its world, in making me feel that it’s talking straight to me, in making me feel that it would accept me whole, that it DOES accept me whole. I can feel it watching it. You feel loved by it. For all the experiences it depicts, for the empathy at the core of it, it makes you feel -it makes ME feel - undoubtedly, unconditionally, loved.

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sakebytheriver·a day agoText

apolloniosofrhodes:

This is so specific and so accurate

ipu-ki:

i either want to be held in a very specific position or i do not want to see or feel another human being within 100 metres of me

ipu-ki:

period pains are so weird bc sometimes it’s like having all your internal organs slowly shredded but sometimes it’s just like feeling weirdly fragile and tender like not necessarily physical pain but like your entire body could turn to liquid at any moment and movement is dangerous

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sakebytheriver·a day agoText

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

if you’re knowingly and willingly date a homophobe, you are also a homophobe. if you date a transphobe, you’re a transphobe. if you date a racist, you’re a racist. date a fascist, you’re a fascist. it’s that simple.

i’m just saying, you have to be pretty tasteless to kiss someone whose mouth tastes like shoe polish from all the boots they’ve licked

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