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We should sacrifice one politician every March 15th to satisfy the spirit of the Roman Empire

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being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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Ides of March pride flag

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et tu?

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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

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your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

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Southern Fish    -   Bernhard Dörries ,  1977.

German , 1898 - 1978

Tempera on canvas ,  51 × 70cm.

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Five Easy Pieces (1970) Dir. Bob Rafelson

#only highlight of that boring ahh film #five easy pieces #jack nicholson #karen black

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‘whenever i see an old man sat alone i feel sad for him i think his wife must have died :(’ that’s john kramer sketching a machine that fries heads

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