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Jeff Bezos didn’t even explode :(

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2012

Me reading enemies to lovers fics in 2021

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A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

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Technically true.

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People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

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tired of thinking . tired of planning . im just gonna draw some shit & whatever happens happens & its everyone elses problem

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system of a clown. you ever think of that

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this was over my town this morning, and i think it’s l here to finally kill me

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When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(

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my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

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prince philip right now

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IT’S FAT COOCHIE FRIDAY™️

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