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YOU are the one who is cringe, p03.

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#THIS IS SO COOL WHAT

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Vincent Afton is truly the character ever he's gay he's immortal he was raised by nuns he was purple for a while but is not The Purple Guy he's married to a phone who is not The Phone Guy his brother is a child murderer he helped his brother pretend to be from Texas he's mentally connected to his brother through their ahoge he presented his criminal record as a resume he's officiated fifty gay marriages he calls people with his phone husband's head he got shot in the neck and went home like "hey" he got married in a bright rainbow suit he flirted with his husband at a funeral his brother told him he was gonna use him as a test subject and he was like "reawwy (´；ω；｀)" he was framed for murder he truly is the character of all time

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update : i said it too much and now my silly cat thinks her name is Gregory

autism is actually so funny i started watching another play through of fnaf security breach last night and i’ve just spent the last 20 minutes repeating Glamrock Chica’s voice lines. I’ve been trying to do school work whilst saying “Gregoryyyyy, who wants candy? Gregoryyyyy, Gregoryyyyy, your family is looking for you, Gregoryyyyy” in a shitty high pitched american accent

#mistakes were made

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autism is actually so funny i started watching another play through of fnaf security breach last night and i’ve just spent the last 20 minutes repeating Glamrock Chica’s voice lines. I’ve been trying to do school work whilst saying “Gregoryyyyy, who wants candy? Gregoryyyyy, Gregoryyyyy, your family is looking for you, Gregoryyyyy” in a shitty high pitched american accent

#my cat is so very confused #she’s like ‘who is gregory?? am i gregory?? meow?’ #fnaf #fnaf security breach #security breach #glamrock chica #five nights at freddy’s

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DAVESPORT TUMBLR ERA???!!! /j

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Just Las Vegas stuff

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scooped mike……. why is jeremy calling you babygirl…………..

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this is a checkpoint, please stop and collect your factory assigned gender, thanks!

#nice

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Michael rolls worst joint ever asked to leave Freddy Fazbear’s

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calm before the storm.

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just had to literally bite my own tongue to refrain from mansplaining all of fnaf to my aunt because she was talking about it to my parents but everything she was saying was just wildly incorrect.

she was saying stuff like “huggy wuggy was originally a five nights a freddy’s character” and “in the game you can do tasks and there’s 25 characters to choose from” and “you have to play them all in order and then it tells you the story”

#gotta love autism #i had to sit there and explain why everything she said was wrong to my foxy figure because i was genuinely loosing sleep over it #fnaf #five night at freddy's #fnaf security breach

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Next Indie Horror just got released!!

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I have no life