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So tumblr mobile autoplays ads with sound now

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SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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Trying to do research for writing is so dumb I’m literally on the Wikipedia page for rabbit

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“My wife’s horse has a problem with flies bothering his leg wound so she harnessed her Doctoral degree and fashioned him jean suspenders…”

(Source: Ben Voytas)

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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

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union mandated yuri break

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#KILLING AND RIPPING AND BITING AND TEARING AND SHREDDING AND MAIMING AND VIOLATING AND DESTROYING AND DEVOURING AND MUTILATING AND MANGLING #BUTCHERING AND SMASHING AND SLICING AND CARVING AND FUCKING KILLING!!!!!!!!

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Four Asian Butches, Perminder Sekhon, 1997 from Butch/Femme: Inside Lesbian Gender (1998)

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A group of curious preschoolers visits some beehives in Stockholm

Submit your cute pet here | Source: https://bit.ly/3qre7V4

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Använder du en reblogga gärna 💛

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I went to a bookshop and I got dizzy at the amount of books on stuff like “astrological feminism” “reclaiming womanhood through numerology” and all that shit…… One was called “cosmic fanny” or for my french speakers out there, “foufoune cosmique”. I think the fight against patriarchy is going really well

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You guys with close sibling relationships where you have shared interests and the same sense of humor are living my dream whaddahell what a wonderful bond to have girl thats absolutety beautiful

#i have almost nothing in common with my sisters but trauma bonding goes surprisingly far

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airbnb is dying!! hell yeah!!