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FLEABAG (2016—2019) cr. Phoebe Waller-Bridge

#shows that bulldoze into your home to then proceed to beat you over the head with a 2x4 #and you ask for seconds #fleabag

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fucked up that the last thing Nami and Law hear and see Belle-Mère and Corazon say to them is "I love you" with a smile

fucked up that the last thing both Ace and the Going Merry say to Luffy is "thank you for loving me"

fucked up. super fucked up. don't look at me when I read those stories the crying is ugly

#oh hey thanks for making that nami and law connection aka the two that mean a lot to me personally #to the extent where i designed a tattoo that combines both of their symbols #so i can get it one day as a reminder to keep going despite it all #i'll just go cry in a corner now #one piece

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“Haha, Jonathan, I am perpetuating the Cycle of Abuse”

#if i have to see this so do y'all #it's so cursed i love it #astarion #baldur's gate 3

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of course i fell in love with him. he is sopping wet and miserable

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truly adore the "i'm going to kill you once this hot girl isn't looking" bg3 party composition

#hot girl shit party comp #baldur's gate 3

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when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

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Marimo

#zoro #one piece

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my favorite problematic senior citizens

#hope she's giving him the worst time living in his brain ❤️ #flemeth #solas #dragon age inquisition

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There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

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I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

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his hips don't lie 🥵

#oh my #gale #baldur's gate 3

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i can't stress it enough how crazy the love triangle situation is. mizu and akemi have a slow motion romcom first glance at each other. mizu and taigen are enemies to lovers. mizu taunts akemi about taigen while wearing his scarf. mizu imagines taigen while seeing a threesome. mizu and akemi have sex scenes juxtaposed with each other. taigen and mizu's brawl is an obvious parallel to mizu and mikio. "this isn't over" "i know". both could happen. neither could happen. all could happen all at once. and i'm watching it all like this

#glad i wasn't the only one going insane over this

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something even funnier about astarion torturing petras to find out where cazador is hiding and being like batman voice WHERE IS HE. TELL ME. when like. he's literally where u left him. have u checked the huge gothic mansion where he lives? Cazador Is In His House

#right where he left him #astarion #baldur's gate 3

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“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

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'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

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Do I send an ask to the white supremacist that just followed me asking them why the fuck they thought that was a good idea?

#do i need to change my flower aesthetic to tell people like this to fuck off #how do they find me and think “yeah this jives with what i want”

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Minthara Modern!AU, after a long day at work or something

#minthara #baldur's gate 3