saltymongoose

[saltymongoose]

I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

#I don't normally rb stuff like this #but it's important (timed). #reblog #chat tag #do with this information what you will #(Applies only to USA citizens)

[saltymongoose]

Y O U

it’s great to see ya back salty :DDDD

May I request you adding Darksiders to your list? The lore is pretty interesting as there are gods, so imagine the Darksider characters reacting to a player lmao

BUT ITS AMAZING TO SEE YOU BACK :DDDDD Take your time and stay healthily happy

Hello!! ヾ(’▽’) Thank you so much, my guy! <3 It's great to be back. And yes, I can add Darksiders to my list.

(I've heard of it before and always wanted to get into it, so this'll be the perfect excuse to, mwahaha.)

#RAT my beloved #ask #chat tag #iamtotallyfineokay

[saltymongoose]

Checking in to say hii

Ayrus (change of url name lol)

Heyooo, good to see you lol. <333 Ngl, I was wondering who you were on my dash for a second when you changed everything. Then I saw the Miguel reblogs and I knew lmao.

#url names are temporary miguel o'hara is forever #ask #chat tag #improbable-outset #ayrusss #mutuals ✨

[saltymongoose]

Re: Tumblr Fix

Hey everyone! If you're like me and you also hate the visual changes made to the desktop ver. of Tumblr, then you've probably also been using Dashboard Unfucker to revert it.

However, this method is not functioning anymore because Dashboard Unfucker is no longer being maintained (explanation linked here).

So, instead, I would recommend using pixiel's usertstyle to do functionally the same thing.

You can find it here! <3

#making a new post abt this because I did one before lol #tumblr's 'new' thing is just...unnatural to me #(why is it all so close together??? overcrowded like a poor chef's pan jfc) #chat tag

[saltymongoose]

dude soo glad you’re posting again welcome back!!!!! also i love your dog i just had to draw them they look so confused. so empty brained

WAAH this is so cool, thank you for drawing him! He looks as adorable as he does IRL lolol, I'll have to post an official introduction to him soon for y'all.

And thank you, I'm happy to be back, even if posting kind of sporadically right now haha. (⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) ♥♥♥♥♥

#ask #chat tag #nevadancitizen #fav <3

[saltymongoose]

There is no escape.

AUGHGHUGH, I AM BEING BOOPED TO DEATH!!

#boop! #reblog #cosmica-galaxy #haxorus imp #lmao #mutuals ✨

[saltymongoose]

do you have a masterlist? I’m having a hard time sifting through your fics

Yes. Here you go! <3

#ask #chat tag #thehoneymushroomhealer

[saltymongoose]

Damn it, this is my first time writing here and I'm very nervous. I have been following you for a long time, and without exaggeration I will say that you are my favorite author and I admire you very much, I constantly checked you for new posts, and I am very glad that you are back. In fact, I wrote to you at a specific request. the fact is that I am from Russia, but I have been studying English for some time. we have our own fanfiction site, but I rarely look at it, and I visit AO3 more often. I recently looked in there and realized that we have practically nothing new, and I was very disappointed that not so many people are interested in this fandom now, although I love it very much. I decided that.. maybe I can translate fanfiction? I won't lie that this is a rather spontaneous decision, but it's not the first time I've thought about it. of course, I wouldn't do something like that without the author's permission. I want to make at least some contribution to the fandom that I love so much. so, if you don't mind, I would like to translate your work, of course with all the links and similar things. if it is inconvenient for you or you are against it, I will not argue! You can just ignore it. I just wanted a little sincerity, I'm sorry. *It's written using a translator and it's quite a lot, I'm sorry.

First of all, you're very sweet, and I'm extremely honored to be your favorite author. Thank you! (❁´◡`❁) ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ Second of all, that seems like a very cool idea and an excellent way to contribute!

Yes, you have my express permission to translate my work for the Russian side of the fandom! In fact, I'm very flattered that you asked, and that you've put so much thought into it (with keeping the links and all the similar stuff you mentioned).

Just mention my @–the blog/AO3 where ppl can find me if they want (for credit yk)–and it's all perfect with me. Thanks, and happy translating! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

(Also, feel free to reach out again if you need anything else, ofc. <3)

#translator anon my beloved #ask #chat tag #i ❤️ anons #aaaa this is very exciting honestly

[saltymongoose]

Same anon as before :D That's good to hear! I look forward to seeing what you'll be working on!!

❤️

#the realest lol <3 #ask #chat tag #i ❤️ anons

[saltymongoose]

i'm happy to see you again!! I hope you have been doing well these past days : D

Hey, Anon! ( ´ ∀ ` )ﾉ I'm happy to see y'all too haha. I've been doing great, thank you. <3 Uni's been busy, but not that bad lol.

#ask #chat tag #i ❤️ anons

[saltymongoose]

I HOPE YOU’RE DOING GOOD SALTY!!

I'm doing pretty swell, thank you!!! :) I hope you're doing good too, my friend. <3

#ask #chat tag #peacu0231

[saltymongoose]

You're back!!! Yay!!!

Yes, hi! I am indeed back lmao. :D

#ask #chat tag #i ❤️ anons

[saltymongoose]

SALTY THERE YOU ARE OH MY GOD??? I MISSED YOU. I AM SHAKING YOU AROUND BY THE SHOULDERS I WISH YOU BEST OF LUCK!! I MISSED YOU MAN

CAT! My guy, it's good to see you again. I missed you too!!!! And thank you! (´∀｀ゞ ❤️❤️❤️

#ask #chat tag #catdalmata #getting motion sickness from all the shaking but it's all good <3

[saltymongoose]

[Greetings! Requests are: Open!]

📑 Fandom Master List [WIP] 📑

<<(Current Fic Master List Link Here! - All Madness Combat)>>

Darksiders

Devil May Cry

God of War

John Doe

Limbus Company

Madness Combat

OFF

Red Dead Redemption 2 (Haven't played 1 yet lol)

Skyrim

Splatoon

Team Fortress 2

Transformers

Ultrakill

[More to be added upon request and consideration lol <3]

#masterlist #Recently Added: OFF & Darksiders

[saltymongoose]

oml i thought you were death, literal jumpscare 😭😭😭 IM SO GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE

Haha, omfg 😦. Thanks dude! <3 Glad to be alive and well, and I'm glad to hear from you too lmao.

#ask #chat tag #cheschesterpossum #I'd say to wait at least six months before considering that as a possibility 😭

[saltymongoose]

SALTY OH MY GOD IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU POSTING WAILS

OMG hey Walnut! <33333 Yeah, it's been a while hasn't it? 😭

#ask #chat tag #distressedwalnut #mutuals ✨

[saltymongoose]

What would you think abt requests for kratos?

I like Kratos. It'll take some more research on my part (cause you know I need to look at all the previous games again for context hehe). But I can write for him if ya'll request him.

#ask #chat tag #i ❤️ anons #the best dad #me making a playlist of the GOW games playthroughs