saltysalmonkid

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I think you're just jealous of the overwhelming power that streams from THE ORB. It's not corrupting me at all.

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men and nonbinary people who have breasts are totally normal and cool actually

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They’re dating, your honor

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men annd women can do whatever they want

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I really underestimated the power of networking but thanks to just existing in a crowd once after a big fashion show I've made friends with a chairman of an international nonprofit organization who is probably singlehandedly the reason why my proposed project to spearhead the creation of an ecological garden on my college campus is getting actual attention from the dean's office and assorted higher-ups.

Y'all don't need to fuck around with LinkedIn (or at least I haven't needed to yet) but genuinely don't ever forget to be an opportunist. Fuck grindset culture, and fuck always being in that sort of productivity-seeking mode, but definitely always be paying attention to how your surroundings and choices could benefit you by being in them. Take the chance. The worst that happens is nothing.

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BITCH WHYD U HIDE THIS EARTH SHATTERING WISDOM IN THE TAGS

#im in awe #listening and learning

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Collab w @sweatermuppet whose slogans always trigger my…… *trans* Atlantic accent

#oh this is so fucking fun i wanna do one of these in the style of transatlantic era commercials now too..

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Do you ever forgwt that the weird people are not all confined to twitter

#jarring. where is evilmario666 when u need (???them? i do not rmb their bronouns my bad)

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Actually flabbergasted how the hell is me making a joke that a heterosexual couple is gay in any way comparable to people saying a canonically nblm character is a lesbian

#?!?????? girl WHAT😭 #anyway laszlo is lowkey a he him dyke and im right

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#YEAH THEURE SO. silly #i love ants. #shoutout antscanada for singlehandedly fuelling my ant hyperfixation back in the day

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#based teacher..

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The kids are alright.

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Beyond Human: Heroes and Villains by Ngan Pham

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I'm trying to figure out if I'm a dude or not and I thought I was being stealth two months ago hitting up my mom like "Hey I might get a chest reduction what's ur opinion" then last night with the "Yo if I was a guy what would you name me" I GOT A FUCKING PHONE CALL LIKE "You know you can just tell me you're trans. You'll still have depression as a man but whatever. You know my opinion doesn't fuckin matter right just tell people to fuck off, you used to always tell people to fuck off, what changed why do you give a shit now. You were cooler when you were eight and didn't give a fuck" AS IF THAT WAS A CONVERSATUON I WAS READY FOR AT SEVEN IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

#wish my mom was like this #but at least shes letting me see a therapist about it and is . supportive.. ish. so i guess i should count my blessings

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Title: Eldritch Cyclops in Captivity

Artist: Mirroribis

Medium: Digital

More at www.mirroribis.com

#WOAH

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i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it’’s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i’m not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i’m talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it’s literally not even that difficult and it matters so much