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Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/mattecashew32/status/1537490263358185472

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Tumblr is the one place on the internet right now that I can be 100% confident my mom and sister won't be able to find, so I without a doubt will be talking shit about them on here. Sorry lol

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Babe get the gun, the Alfred Molina stans on Twitter are being antisemitic again.

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If you knew me before like March, that's not me anymore lmao sorry. Idk who that is?

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boobs isn’t even a gendered term. like why the fuck would you make moobs a thing? no men just have boobs they have fucking tits, breasts, bazongas, honkers, massive jugs even

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i cannot stop thinking about this

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Made this for y'all, just in case :))

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Soup ❤

#my art #art #digital art #color study

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Nowadays, i immediately follow "I love Snape, he's my favourite character," with "I love how he bullies kids, I'm so jealous." Just to kind of establish right away that i not only do i not care, but i encourage and envy his modus operandi

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soooo funny that marvel keeps completely fucking up Thor’s character and then being like “taika 🥺🥺 can you come fix him please 🥺🥺🥺” and he just does

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lmao get drinked sky

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Talk shit, get hit

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ive never been religious and i don't like christianity but all the english phrases that come from it/reference it are so fucking funny i can't stop saying them. none of these words are in the bible. my brother in christ. like god intended. year of our lord 2022. or so help me god. like....the drama. unmatched

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mfs will be like "dude are you being gay right now?" my brother christ, the slug is right there.

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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3