Everyone in six of crows: oh no omgggg my horrible dark awful secret I sure hope kaz doesn’t judge me when he finds outttt😫🥺🫣😭
Kaz who has never given a single shit about anything ever in his life except maybe money and inej:
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Percy Jackson sent you 69 dollars for Yumm
Grover: Stop.
Percy Jackson sent you 69 dollars for Yumm
Annabeth: Seriously, how do you have enough money to keep doing this?
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My post-canon hc for Wen Ning is that he settles down outside of Caiyi, and then he just... starts helping out. Manual labour first, then people realize he's the gentlest thing and he becomes the town's inofficial daycare, and all the old ladies start asking him to hold their yarn when they knit, and soon he's just like. Adopted by everyone
And any time some non-Lan cultivators come to Gusu and try to start shit when they run into the Ghost General carrying firewood and he's like oh no.... Wei-gongzi will be upset if he hears... but then there's like a dozen people surrounding him, going HEY DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK TO WEN NING LIKE THAT HE'S ONE OF US, FUCK OFF!!!
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Cardan must've had a hell of a talk with Taryn and Vivi when looking for Jude after Madoc took her. Imagine the three of them commiserating over how reckless Jude is and worrying about Madoc taking her when the doorbells rings and
it's friggen REDCAP GRIMA MOG, here to return a knife and let them know that Jude fought her on her rooftop just for funsies.
I know they all just collectively sighed.
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