samisamachine

samisamachine

Sam I am.

Born and raised SoCal kid.➕sized mind and body.

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The company's tagline is "Follow the World's Creators".

samisamachine·8 days agoText

astrailhads:

carneestiel:

It’s still so fucking funny to me that the supernatural writers brought deancas on themselves by their own obsession with misogyny, like fans going “hey, love the show but at least 2% of the time could women exist as something other than disposable sexual objects or maternal figures?” and the writers being like “no 🧡” and in so doing accidentally created a portal that released unrelenting homosexuality, just an absolutely Titanic-level romance between two men all bc they couldn’t keep a woman alive for more than two consecutive episodes lmao

A text post by wildesappho edited to read "Supernatural is like: you went so extremely hard with the misogyny that it turned into homoeroticism"
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samisamachine·12 days agoText

sandersstudies:

I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”

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samisamachine·22 days agoText

notoriousputo:

I thought she was smoking a blunt and i said “mee”

Realized she was cleansing her aura and i said “MEE”

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samisamachine·22 days agoPhoto

that-sweet-jester:

When it hits you, that raising a shape-shifting baby of a different species might not be a easy as you thought 

vs 

When you find out that your new child is the coolest baby you’ve ever held

idk it was funnier in my head

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samisamachine·24 days agoVideo

panther0302:

vinebox:

Black Panther deleted scene

I’m going to need a 4 hour Director’s Cut of this movie

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samisamachine·24 days agoText

greelin:

are there gonna be bitches there? Bitches with lore?

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samisamachine·a month agoText

bellacatrina:

white mcu cast members and fans 🤝 white star wars cast members and fans

not defending their fellow actresses, actors of color, and especially actresses of color, for the harrassment they got for simply existing in the role they were cast for

white mcu cast members and fans 🤝 white star wars cast members and fans

defending their white cast members for getting “stones” thrown at them because of their homophobia, islamophobia, racism, etc.

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samisamachine·a month agoAnswer

would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

the threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the duolingo owl

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