sammywise-gamgee
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Yo, my name's Sam Evans. I work for that that one super popular show on T.V. I'm sure you all know about, but you'll never see me on screen. I wanna be a writer someday. In case my family stumbles across this blog, I love and miss you guys!
Pop in and say hello! I'm always here to talk!
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Well, SOME people could do that... But for the best results, there's a special diet that prepares your stomach.
I came with it myself. It's taken years to perfect.
My training begins...
I thought it only required a belt with multiple holes, so you could loosen it as the meal went on..
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But of course!
You have much to learn, young Skywalker.
My training begins...
It requires training?
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My training begins...
I must prepare myself for a glorious Thanksgiving feast.
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Psh, who needs to party? All we need is sleep.
Wait. It's only Thursday.
That’s actually exactly what I meant. It’s like you can read my mind seeing as I’m doing almost the same thing.
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Atrocity my ass. What THEY ARE WEARING IS AN ATROCITY.
Oh my god.
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What inappropriate personal question were they screaming at you this time?
Oh my god.
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Paparazzi are ruthless sons of bitches.
Oh my god.
All I wanted to do was go buy some sugar to make my freaking cheesecake and I got assaulted by TMZ. CAN’T A MAN JUST BUY SOME SUGAR.
File this under: reasons I make Sam do all the shopping.
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Well if by "living it up" you mean sleeping, then yes.
Wait. It's only Thursday.
That’s what I love to hear! You better be living it up right now!
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I AM BASKING. I AM BASKING SO MUCH RACHEL.
Wait. It's only Thursday.
But now it’s Friday, bask in it’s greatness Samuel!
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AND I AM SO HAPPY.
Wait. It's only Thursday.
Hi Sam! It’s now Friday.
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Well if I have to, that means YOU HAVE TO TOO.
Wait. It's only Thursday.
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"But Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaine," Sam mocked with a smile. "I can't actually remember if that works on me. It's been a while since I've had to use it. Like years. Like high school." Regardless, he grabbed the scotch bottle from his best friend's hand and took a gulp. A small shudder ran through his body at the strong taste. It really had been a long time since he had had a drink. "Well," he said, his eyes slightly squinted. "This VIP Anderson party has officially begun!"
Sam's face broke out into obviously feigned surprise. "How did you know? Girly gossip is my favorite! Especially the dumb kind." Sam took another drink of the scotch and passed it to Blaine. He laughed, glancing at his friend's closet. "Why in the hell do you have streamers in your closet?"
Thirsty Thursday // Blam
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BUT I DON'T WANNAAA.
Wait. It's only Thursday.
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Sam had to practically glue his feet to the ground to keep from jumping up and down from excitement. It had been so long since he had seen his childhood friend, and he was really starting to miss her. Quinn had been a part of his life for so long, and when he moved to L.A. and heard she was living in the city too, he was overjoyed.
He was excited enough to plan a little surprise for her in advance. As he approached her door, Sam reached into his pocket and grabbed a handful of tiny, colorful pieces of plastic. He knocked, a cheesy grin plastered onto his face. When the door swung open, he chucked the confetti towards Quinn's face. "Now I've made it a true party, and the fun can begin!"
Missed You | Fabrevans
Going to the zoo earlier had been a lot of fun. Finn and Hannah were a blast to hang out with. She had a feeling Finn might like her a little but her mind was not in dating. However, hanging with them was a great way to spend the day. Plus it helped get her mind off of her dad. Sure, he wasn’t the best dad, but he was the only one she had. And it was really starting to stress her out. But now it was time to hang out with Sam. She hasn’t seen him in over a month and she was excited to see him. She ordered three large pizzas, naked two dozen chocolate chip cookies and pulled out her copy of Avatar. Now all she needed was Sam to show up.
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