"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
the story of how jason is first adopted reads like a shitty sitcom and it's so fuckin funny. bruce saw this little boy stealin his shit and essentially snatched him up by the scruff and brought him home. im just imagining a 12 y/o who looks 9 dangling by the scruff of his neck in bruce's hold, absolutely furious -- kicking, spitting, cursing his ass out. and then there's just bruce, as serious as one can be, holding him out for alfred to see, going, "this is my new baby, please make him a sandwhich"
not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.
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