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i saw a post on Twitter pointing out in the cg that shows rosa’s parents old house, rosa was always taller than luke UNTIL he got a growth spurt…

I JUST SAW THE TWEET MYSELF, IT'S SO CUTE TO MEEEE

i like to imagine mc as a kid totally bragging about how shes taller than luke and luke goes all pouty faced like >:T and then he finally gets his revenge one their teens hit and luke shoots up like a sprout

"whos a shorty now, eh?"

"yeah yeah, i get it :/"

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i have been young and i have been small. but i do not think i have ever been a child.

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outfit swap

#sam rambles #tears of themis #nxx plushies #mUEHEHE THEY SWITCH OUTFITS!!

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found family

#sam rambles #I HAVE ALL THE NXX PLUSHIES MUAHAHA #i'm gonna make them all switch clothes muehehehe

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so, uh,,, artem's dad has been revealed?

#tears of themis #sam makes memes that maybe get you to laugh #meme time #sam rambles #artem wing #bryan wing #neil hume tot #zuo ran #he lOOKS TOO DAMN MUCH LIKE HIS DAD #me to zak when he sent me the pic: they just changed artem's eye color and gave him a mustache that's it #bootleg artem headass lmaooo

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season 5 professor has a very special place in my heart

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(Staring at the word doc) yeah big things coming. Just you wait.

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tw!: CN SERVER SPOILERS under the cut! read at your own risk(?) pv under the cut!

WAKEY WAKEY BIRTHDAY PV JUST DROPPED LOOK HOW PRETTYYYYY OUR BOY IS ABOUT TO BE 33, THEREFORE ENTERING DILF TERRITORY

I heard from a few birdies that this was when he got his doctorate ??? idk he looks so babey on here to me

i do have some questions tho and that is if his deadbeat motherfucker of a father is finally showing up yeah you can't fucking escape me BRYAN

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I took 40 minutes to try and make the worst possible bday post for my baby(grownman)boy HERE HE IS HES 4!!

Yes I know his birthday is at the end of the month and yes I made all those scary detailed emojis into pngs to send to my friends at future moments. Thanj you and goodnigbt it’s midnight and I’m kinda sick pls enjoy

#sam's reblogs #artem wing #i agree i agree

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weird flex but okay

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i mentioned on here once that i really wanted an artem plush and that id probably suck at being a plush parent but i wanted one anyway bc, well, its artem ofc i want artem merch

i bought one off of a GO but the GO is taking sO FUCKING LONG (two years,,, two gosh darn years,,, i even moved) (EDIT I JUST SAW IT WAS A YEAR AGO BUT THATS STILL TOO LONG IT FEELS LIKE TWO LOLOL) and while i'm perfectly capable of waiting, i've had a pretty shitty couple of months and i deserved a little treat™️ and i found a listing on ebay for the series one artem plush with free shipping

anyway i bought one in early march as a bday gift to myself that made it a couple of days after (re: arrived yesterday) and im having a blast

ginger approves

and well,, it snowballed and now i'm getting the rest of the set mid month :D

#sam rambles #ARTEM PLUSH BELOVED IS HERE #tears of themis #IM NOT DEAD YET #100/10 would buy again #the listing actually has so many errors but i'm nothing if not stubborn and found work arounds #marius luke and vyn get here btwn the 22nd and the 1st but judging on what happened it might be earlier #i still need to buy a shelf for myself but once i do i'm gonna have all the #bois have a little cubby together that will be their nxx office #aRTEM HAS LITTLE BLUSHIES I YOU CANT REALLY SEE IT IN THE PRODUCT PICTURES

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update: i'm not dead

hello hello! idk if yall still remember this humble blog but tis I! the one and only sam in a spam can, samsspambox!

i realize i may have neglected this blog but i have come back from the trenches (going back to them tho) and have been quiet and i'm sorry but i'll probably be shifting back to posting again?? idk depends on how everything goes

tl;dr: i got hit by the ao3 author curse and had to take a step back

if you want the full woes keep reading, but otherwise,,, hello again! jkbzskjbzc

so much started going on around september 2023 and just now they started to calm down (or, i started to learn how to deal with it i guess)

here's a whole comprehensive list:

Sep 2023 - Complex where I lived for 16+ years got sold, had to start house hunting

Oct 2023 - idk if yall remember but i ended up dating that one guy i talked abt here (this came with consequences)

Nov 2023 - Family death, Mom got Sick

Dec 2023 - Mom had surgery, Another Family Death

Jan 2024 - internationally traveled to place where my parents are from (alone) to go to the funeral and pay respects to prior death, broke up with that one guy (which is a whole ordeal)

Feb 2024 - Moved out of childhood home

Mar 2024 - Interviews for jobs

It was just one thing after another after another and, well, i don't think that was an environment conducive to writing, even if i came up with cool concepts or rambles or stuff like that. i had no energy. and ik i had so many plans but life really said 'no, you stop right there' and essentially paused my fic writings which sucks but oh well. now ive got some stuff figured out and an extra day off so i might be able to pick up where i left off.

and ngl i miss all the tumblr homies *cries*

but yeah. slowly but steadily ill try to post again but no promises!

#sam speaks #personal #god i am so tired #when i tell you these months have been hell #all the shit i could not write #all the turmoil i have faced that doesn't have a cathartic fic written abt it #tHE FUCKING BIRTHDAY FIC FOR GALENA I HAVE YET TO WRITE AND ITS BEEN A WHOLE ASS YEAR IM SO SORRY #*dusts off spam can* idk if anyone checks this for updates anyway but!! #for those that care i have gone from hiatus to semi-hiatus #*slaps label on spam can* with more trauma than ever before! lol #u know its bad when u cut and dye your hair #does having green hair equate to having mold on my spambox? discuss LOL #that one person that said libraries dont just stock book ur absolutely right i am so sorry i will never disrespect a librarian again

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tober challenges d10

AHHH ANOTHER FLUFFTOBER ONE!! AND THIS PROMPT I LOOVVE

i drew two for this so

UURGGHH I LOVE THEM

i wake up everyday and remember ive been blessed with the srunklies.

also the kiki and vincent one is inspired by that one ff of them where they have a time off and share a bed (ITS REALLY CUTE) anyways thats all!! i can finally sleep now.

#wAIT DO YOU MEAN THE FIC SHARING IS CARING #BDKDNDJF ZAK SENT ME THIS AND #IT ME??? IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED THE FIC!!! #sam's reblogs #tears of themis #marius von hagen #luke pearce #kiki bennet #vincent kim #ANYWAY LOOK AT THIS ITS SO CUTE!!!

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To keep up appearances, the Church pushed an arranged marriage on his father when he was eight. He wasn’t a legitimate child after all. He was nothing more than a bastard in their eyes.

He couldn’t get out of that family quick enough and the second he was able to, he cut himself off from that web. Even if that meant leaving his little half-sister whom he held no ill will towards.

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or alternatively: vyn has a half-sibling due to Svartan politics. and maybe, just maybe, that sibling wanted out too.

HI HELLO this is what i've been working on for a couple of days now and i hope yall will enjoy this AU <3

#reblog bc why not? #the fic that was half right #tears of themis fanfic

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I can't believe you called Vyn having a half sibling. The hyv employee who reads Zak's blog must have read your "Vyn has a half sibling" fic too!!

sorry this is so late nonnie im still swamped with work but fR I CALLED THAT SHIT!!!

i was a little off which honestly, it was 50/50 and for the sake of TOT it makes sense that his half-sibling turned out to be a little boy but i wAS RIGHT!!! HE HAS A SIBLING!!! GET REKT.

but that's so funny to think abt the hoyo dev that stalks Zak's profile clicked on my fic jkbdskjb

wonder if they binged my stuff? LMAOO

#sam answers #nonnie asks #anon asks #tears of themis #anyway i wonder if we'll get more svart lore #i must know yk?? i also have a svart lore fic if they come out with fucken berry festivals we'll know for sure