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Roman: I've been dropping subtle hints that I like him.

Roman: *walks over to Virgil*

Roman: I can't stand you.

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Patton: What's a Queen without her King?

Logan: Well, historically, better.

Roman: What's a Juliet without her Romeo?

Virgil: Um, alive??

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Remus: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Roman : Spear.

Remus: BLOCKED.

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Roman: Do you even know who Lady Gaga is?

Logan: Presumably the wife of Lord Gaga.

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Roman: Logan said the funniest thing yesterday.

Roman: I need therapy

Roman: as if

Roman [tearing up]: I'm fine..

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Roman: oh, hey Virgil

Virgil, internally: There he is, he’s here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. fuck, I just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life-

Virgil, out loud: what the FUCK do you want

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Remus: Oh, so it's fine when Roman has fun but when I have fun it's problematic?

Janus: People die when you have fun.

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Roman: Does your heart ever hurt so much you just want to rip it out and ignore it?

Janus: That’s called feelings, Roman.

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Logan, tending to Roman’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Roman: Zero stars. Would not recommend.

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Thomas, learning to drive: What if I press the brake and the gas at the same time?

Virgil: The car takes a screenshot.

Logan: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Thomas: Look, can I be frank with you guys?

Logan: Of course, but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help.

Patton: Can I still be Patton?

Roman: Shh, let Frank speak.

Virgil: *leaves*

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Roman: The Ocean is a soup.

Logan:

Logan: Do elaborate.

Roman: What is needed for something to be a soup?

Logan: Uh... water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Roman:

Logan: The Ocean is a soup.

Roman: The Ocean is a soup

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Logan: Jellyfish have survived for many years without a brain - a ray of hope for some of my fellow sides.

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Remus, about Logan: Don’t listen to him, he’s the voice of reason!

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Remus, drunk: I don’t know how much you know about space, but for me, I’m a fucking master. Ask me anything about space.

Janus, clearly amused: Is it big?

Remus: Probably.

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patton: What are you writing?

roman: remus wants to know what kind of weapons the light sides have back at the mindpalace. I'm letting him know it's private information.

patton, looking over his shoulder: This just says, 'Fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

roman: Mhm.

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Patton: Maybe no one stole it. Sometimes, I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.

Logan: I did not eat my book, Patton.

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