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Things people are allowed to do: filter whatever the fuck they want to suit their needs best

Things people are not allowed to do: shame/insult people who do, misleading readers by purposely tagging their works wrong in order to reach a broader audience, scream at writers to write more/what you want

#whether you're a reader or a writer nobody owes you nothing #you are entitled to nothing when it comes to fan work #fuck there was a brief wonderful period where 'the community' worked but apparently we cant handle it for too long #so let's just go back to fanwork being a child of personal passion and nothing else #people make fanart and fanfics in their free time because they are obsessing over something #you can be grateful and appreciate #you do not demand #and for fuck sake let people read what the fuck they want to #if they don't want to read your fic for whatever reason just leave them be #ao3 #ao3fic #fanfictions #fanfic #fic

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Our fandom forbearers did NOT suffer through Anne Rice, strikethrough, and other bullshit for fucking ACOTAR and Harry Potter fans to fucking ruin it for all of us by selling fanfiction. I am not losing novel length yaoi epics because some of you don't know how to act in fannish spaces and yes I do blame the booktokification of fanfic but I also blame those of you that treat fandom like content to consume and not a community to engage with.

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the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

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This machine kills AI

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Wait, no, sorry, the sin wasn't the fucking, right? It was the original sin. The fact that Adam and Eve ate that apple, easily accessible and placed there specifically by god so that they could eat it. THE act that, according to the myth, created the earth and life.

Because it's a myth, I'm pretty sure even the Vatican has acknowledged evolution by now, and therefore we can all agree that fucking Adam and Eve never existed and their story is just a story, and so god is casting babies into hell because you didn't purify him of a sin that was made up and never even occurred

I just found out that in my country when babies are born and they aren't doing so good right out of the bat they usually give them an emergency baptism (with consent from the parents of course), so that if they die prematurely they can go to heaven.

And like. You're telling me you're happy to preach a god that would cast LITERAL NEWBORNS into hell just because they didn't have time to be baptized before dying??? What the fuck did they do to go to hell?? You committed the sin of fucking once and he's doomed by the simple natural act that created them?

Life is either a miracle or a sin, make up your mind.

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I just found out that in my country when babies are born and they aren't doing so good right out of the bat they usually give them an emergency baptism (with consent from the parents of course), so that if they die prematurely they can go to heaven.

And like. You're telling me you're happy to preach a god that would cast LITERAL NEWBORNS into hell just because they didn't have time to be baptized before dying??? What the fuck did they do to go to hell?? You committed the sin of fucking once and he's doomed by the simple natural act that created them?

Life is either a miracle or a sin, make up your mind.

#me? religious trauma that periodically gets triggered again? it's more likely than you think #religious trauma

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Gay Sailor Tattoos.

All documented and logged from actual seamen.

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I’m doing my part

Here, take some character studies for shadow of the Templar, Istg this book is so niche there aren’t even pre-existing fan art on which to base myself on

#I still haven’t read book three and so far we’ve had absolutely zero physical description of Simon #or maybe I just missed it #I’m gonna rob the design off of like a single fan art I found and make him very pale with black hair #because we love us some corvid looking guy with mr sunkissed ray of sunshine #Nate and rich also have no description but like they are a fixed image in my head #oh I am putting my big boy pants for this and I’m going to single-handedly shovel people in this fandom #shadow of the templar #jeremy archer #simon drake #fanart #oh i am putting my big boy pants on for this and I'm going to singlehandedly shovel people in in this fandom

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The next time ao3 is down read Shadow of the Templar

#oh I am going to make even a single person read this book series if it gets be banned for spam #you can also buy the books on Amazon #they are NOICE and they deserve it #shadow of the Templar #ao3 #and because I know how y’all brain works #enemies to lovers #but like the best kind of enemies to lovers where they’re still enemies when theyre lovers #and the smut!!! OOF very nice #I’m not usually a smut person but this right here is very good soup

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Joey Batey.

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✨ZADDY✨ has been living rent-free in my brain since Samba dropped the bomb and I knew I had to do something about it.

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ofmd as text posts | part 15

source

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One day I will face and accept my past self and resurrect my main, but today isn’t the day

#tumblr #blog #main

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I love reed900 where Nines emotionally latches onto Gavin within two seconds of meeting him and no one gets it, not even Gavin.

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The internet is awful 90% of the time, but then you remember that it has open source archives where you can access so much precious knowledge and informations and they're just sitting there for you to use. This is our Alexandria's library and it's greater than the original

#as a person who loves to learn the most random shit i really appreciate this kind of things #archives #library #archive.org #ao3 #because it's still an archive and i love it so #Wikipedia #when people don't fuck it up

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Hello, my name is stupid, I literally just found out right now that huberman is an actual surname that exists and I've just been walking around all this time thinking Andrew Huberman (the guy with the fucked up morning routine) was just Hitler 2.0

This poor man is just another rise and grind dude and I've been assuming the worst this whole time, I'm so sorry mr regular guy

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