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Top-quality romance

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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

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here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

#god of obstacles #fuck yeah

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America has a weird relationship with cults where they’re terrified of small cults (or organizations they think are cults) but completely normalized massive cults that hurt many more people (eg: LDS Church, Jehovah’s Witnesses, the Amish, Scientology, most Megachurches)

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theres this guy on youtube who just gets stung by increasingly deadly/painful insects and the videos are like 5 minutes of him getting psyched up to sting himself and then 10 minutes of him lying on the ground shrieking in agony

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it seems like it’s normal to follow several hundred blogs on here?? why do you guys hate yourselves so much i follow 68 blogs and it’s a lot sometimes

#406 #this is when I haven't been online lately;-;

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everyone always talks about the wendys twitter, but

let’s talk about moonpie’s twitter

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New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

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It's free brain rot

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Classic sea shanties like:

"I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off."

"I got off the ship on the dock but I know I'm going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck."

"Storm."

"Big storm."

"Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I'm feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn."

"Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp."

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Vanquishing Vacillation

Hmmm...

I am here. Now.

It has taken many days of "will do it tomorrow", weeks of "let me organize my thought" and months of "have I got it right?". But now that I am here, it feels strange.

I find myself a bit uneasy as I write, erase, and rewrite this piece. It is like venturing into unfamiliar territory. It is like those weird dreams where characters are all known faces but the settings seem whacky and out of context. The thoughts are well formed, but they are coming out on the post in dissonance. And that makes me nervous. My anxiety is not about whether I will be understood, but about whether I will be able to say what I want to say coherently.

I have never been much of a writer, but this is an experiment I am committed to making. I want to send out my view of the world and listen for any echoes or responses. My hope stems from the assumption that the questions I seek to address are universal-

What is reality?

What is life?

Is there free will?

Is there God?

At worst, when I read what I have written, it may bring out logical gaps and help me examine my beliefs.

At best, I may get to see the world from other perspectives and evolve my thinking to be able to make better sense of the world.

The meandering of mind is now in motion!

#meaning of life #survival #philosophy #existential musings #writing

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Dazai: chibi, I'm sad

Chuuya, holds out his hands for a hug: don't call me that, and come here

Atsushi: Akutagawa I'm sad

Akutagawa, nodding: mood

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Look at his little fangs. LOOK AT EM.

HIM TEEF!

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Atsushi: We call that a traumatic event.

Atsushi, turning to Aktugawa: Not a "bruh moment."

Atsushi, turning to Chuuya: Not a "major L."

Atsushi, turning to Dazai: And definitely not an "oof lmao."