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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

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most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

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Not a single monkey survived the Neuralink experiment. I’ll bet Elmo can’t wait to start torturing and murdering human beings with this.

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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At International Women's Day I decided to post my old fanart of Nami, redrawn from someone else's art.

Dear girls, be strong, cool and brave! We make this world a better place. Happy holiday!

#one piece #nami

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#one piece #sanji

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sincerely this is the funniest paragraph I have ever read in a wiki

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I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew

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More color-picked flags but it's some OP characters I headcanon as lesbians!!!!!!!!! 🧡🤍🩷

#one piece #uta #perona #vivi #hancock #reiju #hiyori

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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*Sees a thoroughly rusted Cybertruck abandoned by the side of the road*

Me: "Wow, how far in the future did we go?"

My time-traveller friend: "About two weeks."