wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years
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medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
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birds at 5 am: hmm.... u kno what i haven't done in a few hours.... scream
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*reads spotify wrapped like a horoscope*
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Gonna tell my kids that this was the cast of Harry Potter
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anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔
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i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri
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u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of
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Medusa but instead of snakes her hair is made of these guys
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Lina Hurtig and Lisa Lantz of Sweden celebrate after the 2019 FIFA Women’s World Cup France 3rd Place Match match between England and Sweden at Stade de Nice on July 06, 2019 in Nice, France.
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It really be like that sometimes
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One of my all time favorite historical facts is that we have evidence of potters’ wheels that predate wheels used for transport so it’s entirely possible that one day way back in the Copper Age a potter needed to move his potter’s wheel across his hut and was like “…hey, what if we…”
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