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also, when have we EVER given two shits about 'canonically straight'

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#this is TUMBLR #this is FANDOM #WHO FUCKING CARES??? #not me i know that for certain

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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

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200 years ago this guy’s family were among the most powerful people in Europe

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awh hey thank u dad 

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you know when you read one of the most well written well characterized fics of a character and you’re like “FUCK YES THIS AUTHOR UNDERSTANDS” and then in the notes or in a comment reply they’re like “I hope this wasn’t too ooc I can’t tell 😭” or “I’m glad this wasn’t super ooc I was rlly nervous!” like girl this may as well have been a transcript directly from that character’s head what are you TALKING about

also this isn’t author hate obv I luv you guys I just think it’s funny how this happens a lot. fic writers youre amazing <33

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how to make Speed a lot worse but also a lot funnier

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not usually a fan of bible verses, but idk Job 30:29 has something special

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My ideal street layout, wide sidewalk, wide bike lanes, and a 2 lane road that only allows streetcars on it. Yes I know this a bad drawing, I made it in a hurry

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on the following day, 12 dec 1972, my dad was born, and i, personally, will be blaming him

bummed how unless i like, break into a museum and rub a moon rock all over my face, i’m probably never gonna find out if i’m allergic to moon dust

#like i don't hate my dad #he's better than my mom #but as my father #he's also highly blame-able #feel free to join me in this campaign

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not to be a vile shipper but Fabian truly said with his whole heart "Kristen's bringing her girlfriend, and Ragh is my guy so we're bringing him", young man what do you have to admit to us

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on today’s episode of d20 wiki out of context,

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wrong answers only whats happening here

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Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

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Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies. And the rook? That's sex appeal baby

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#YEAH #fun fact the stock market gives me such bad anxiety #we need to completely demolish and renovate it #for several reasons #of which mine is not the least

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WAIT

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