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I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

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Hi. Can I request a Jellie?

[35] queen!!

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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blue heat 🔥💙

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I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

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stolen from reddit

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my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

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INHABITANTS OF THE CROSSROADS in HADES II

The Crossroads: that haven hidden 'twixt the surface and the Underworld conceals those still loyal to Lord Hardes, rightful ruler of the dead

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

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