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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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tshirt that says THIS IS ONLY PARTIALLY A SEX THING
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microdosing macrodosing by taking a normal amount
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
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life, is like a homestuck flash. beautiful. unpredictable. fast. tragic. karkat is there.
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tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for
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this is sending me
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Reblog with your score
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who suffered more: Jesus Christ (died on the cross) or me (I just want a lil kiss)
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does justin mcelroy know about this shirt on etsy. not in like an ip way but like does he know about it. i'm losing my mind.
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You shouldn’t date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you can’t stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.
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if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde
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Disabled people have to live somewhere poor people have to live somewhere you cant just exclude us from everywhere
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