Black lives matter.
Hi, I'm Sasha. I accept all major pronouns, she/he/they, all validate different bits of me. Sometimes I do things that I think are pretty cool and occasionally I remember to post them on here. This Tumblr is NSFW, warning you right now, dude.
> walk into a pizza place
> there's no visible menu
> "how do you get the menu?"
> "you have to scan the QR code"
> "is that the only way?"
> "yes"
> walk out of the pizza place
When I was a kid we had a lot of cats and they'd usually hang with us one at a time, but any time I was home sick there would be like four cats sitting on my prone body all purring up a storm for hours. They really can tell when something is wrong and they want to help
I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow
"SING FOR ME!"
[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]
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