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Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

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Somebody needs some Wolfstar feels today?

Be my guest

#harry potter #harry potter au #wolfstar #remus loves sirius #remus lupin #sirius black #remus x sirius

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honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

#yes this was about the gotham TV show #and triple frontier #and all the other garbage movies that take me for a little joy ride #WEEEEE! #believe it or not this is me being positive #who cares watch what you want #don’t be a fuck about it #there are Lines here but you know what i mean

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Europe is the home to three of the most popular and renowned magical schools: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and the Durmstrang Institute.

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He was growing so fast.

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Ready for Hogwarts.

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For the Dragon Heart-String server on Discord 💕

Hermione’s tush got me banned on instagram for a while, but tumblr seems to be cool with it 😎 So here’s some PG touching and I guess anything more than that will be for the discord 🍑🐍💦

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When reading fanfic keep in mind that for professional literature: 

Short story: under 7,500

Novelette: between 7,500 and 17,500

Novella: between 17,500 and 40,000

Novel: over 40,000

Fics over 40k are literally a novel written and shared for free.  If you have written a 40k+ fic, you have literally written a novel.

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a war in my name

–  DUNE (2021)  dir. denis villeneuve

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harry potter → ministry of magic

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Do you ever think you'll stop drawing fanart? No offense it just seems like the kind of thing you're supposed to grow out of. I'm just curious what your plans/goals are since it isn't exactly an art form that people take seriously.

Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.

Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.

That’s the art you mean, right?

Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.

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I wrote a one-shot inspired by this post, hope you all enjoy it! 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32215885

If Harry had been a Slytherin, 2nd year would’ve been so fun for him. The moment the rumors of him being the heir of Slytherin got out, no one would’ve stood a chance.

The literal morning after, you see Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson shoving everyone out the way saying “Move peasants, let the heir through!”, while Harry Potter is carried on Crabbe and Goyles shoulders like some makeshift throne, behind them Blaise Zabini plays “Bow Down by Beyoncé” on top volume.

No one questions it, not even the teachers.

#slytherin harry #chamber of secrets AU #harry potter au #Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy friendship

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I relate to Hermione so much right now it hurts

hermione is insecure about herself (in honor of mental health awareness month)

Thanks, Mione. You’re so bloody smart,

She managed to let out a brisk nod. Yet her throat was tight, a parchment fisted in her hand hidden behind her back. That was allshe was, wasn’t it? It wasn’t till she noticed that her arm was trembling that she dashed out of the room, leaving Ron behind.

Hermione’s feet found the stairs before she realized where she was going. The library was dark at this time of night and she dropped her book bag before sinking behind a row of shelves.

Smart.

She hated that word, loathed it with every fiber of her being. The crumpled paper still was in her hand. Gently spreading it out, she tiredly stared at the big, red T slashed across the front. Bile arose in her throat.

Why was that one, small mark so horrifying? Because if anyone found out she was dead. Hardly anyone talked to her already and half the time people only approached her because she supposedly knew the answer to every question in the book. Hermione twisted a lock of hair around her finger. She knew very well how ugly she was- the others had teased her about it in primary school. They thought of her as bookish and strange.

But here it was different. At Hogwarts, her teachers loved her seemingly endless knowledge about the wizarding world. Yet that was the issue. She was not smart, not one bit. No one seemed to understand that she spent hours studying to ensure perfect marks that had become expected of her. And that horrid word had wrapped around her wrists like a pair of chains, suspending her higher and higher from the looming masses below. All it would take was word of how Hermione Jean Granger failed her Potions pop-quiz and she would fall, fall, fall.

She shuddered, tucking her hands beneath her arms. It was dark and lonely tonight. She hadn’t realized that she was crying until a drop of water bloomed on her knee. All she wanted was friends, to be wanted despite the fact that she had no experience with social relationships. But the only reason Harry and Ron stuck around in the first place was because she helped them with their homework every night.

What to do when there was always too much to be done? The library was silent, choosing to ignore the girl who was trying to stop her tears.

Yet the sound of knuckles rapping against the side of a bookcase caused her to raise her head in alarm. Oh, no. Of all the people who she expected to see wandering the library at midnight, it had to be Draco Malfoy. Her eyes widened with fear as he silently picked up her test.

No, no, no,n- and now she was crying. Again. In front of bloody Malfoy. She waited for the taunts, the shallow threats about how he was going to show everyone. What she wasn't expecting was for him to slide down next of her, silently folding the paper into quarters.

Her heart thudded as she scrubbed at her face. He looked more weary than stuck-up, his hair in disarray and shirt disheveled.

I don’t like you,

His voice was flat yet hoarse. She rolled her eyes. But I think, he said, idly rolling the parchment between his fingers, that you need to stop worrying about your marks. Is the world ending? No. So stop sniveling and accept it.

She wanted to laugh at him until she cried. He didn’t get it at all. Not one bit.

It’s not like that, her voice yielded after a while. It was cold, biting in defense to the accusations he had brought. You wouldn’t understand.

Really? Now he was the one who appeared to have bitterness etched on his face. I’m threatened to get disowned every other night. My friends only stay beside me because I’m the heir to one of the strongest families in Britain and everyone else thinks I’m a pompous ass,

Hermione held herself even tighter. They did not speak, neither moving to get up. Draco lay slumped against the shelves, one arm over his knee while the other lay flat in front of him.

Eventually his eyes closed, the paper still twining between his fingers. And Hermione pressed her face into her knees, her thoughts still running wild. She watched his fingers, so, so tired of it all. She wasn’t sure how anything would fare tomorrow, the day after that or even next week. Yet the library wasn’t so lonesome anymore.

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Carey Mulligan as Cassie Thomas PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN 2020, dir. Emerald Fennell

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Neville Longbottom’s everyday struggle

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

#dear diary #why for Merlins sake I wanted to master herbology #does those plants ever thank me #of course not #oxygen producing ungrateful bastards

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“Life” via weheartit

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Draco and Hermione