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Realistically I could never get rid of tumblr because it gives me the illusion of a community of strange young women all around my same age, all slowly figuring out how to live too

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I’m chronically offline but Tumblr doesn’t count = I’m California sober.

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i cannot even with you people right now

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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

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I don’t think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM’s assistant. I don’t play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.

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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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Martin Scorsese watching Eminem perform at the 92nd Academy Awards vs Ryan Gosling at the 96th Academy Awards

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everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

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No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

#gp

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally