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I hate how Mojang says they won't add sharks bc "we won't make hostile mobs based on real animals" BITCH MAKE IT NEUTRAL OR BETTER YET, PASSIVE!

Make people want to breed/keep them around for underwater builds because they scare away drowned! Make them drop their teeth every few minutes like how chickens lay eggs as an alternative way to craft arrows or a new item! Add sharks to Minecraft in a positive way!!

Achievement called "friend, not food" for breeding sharks using fish!

Have variants based on which ocean they spawn in!

Upon killing a shark, it drops JACK SHIT!!

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Reblogs were turned off due to the fact that this post's popularity completely overwhelmed me and it was way too much for my stupid nurodivergent brain, so I did what I had to to not fuck myself up more. You're welcome to repost.

Edit 2: reblogs are back on

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sapnap is bullying illiterate children and calling them dumb as fuck in the hoplite chat #SAPNAP_UPDATES

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U+I

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sometimes i am doing fine and then i get struck by an intense yearning for a show that was cancelled too early

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we did it dtblr

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I'M IN TEARS HIS FACE 😭😭😭

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ignore that my stream quality is ass but sapnap with his arms in his hoodie he’s so little guy

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he looks so cute LMAO https://x.com/ghostdrm/status/1749608921868685536?s=46&t=HIQyFtKxFIH5PkhmZzmVpA

im gonna be so real with you. i really thought this was going to be a picture of george and it was kind of a jumpscare when it wasn’t 😭😭

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Niki tweeted!

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The Final Round!

Justification

Jellie: She is a cute, attention seeking cat during scar's videos and streams. She has been a character in Minecraft since 2018

The Nefarious Anglerfish: I like them :) [Super cool!!!!] One of the best memes of 2023

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sam: what i'm saying is that dream already confirmed im not that shorter than him...besides dream looks better than all of you so i dont care, dream's hot. [starts laughing]. im in a silly goofy mood today as well

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🥺🫶🏽

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Having a little fun on Twitter with this one

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cat beanies are his signature look