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happy earth day. don’t forget that someone else’s outdoor cat is your indoor cat

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

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Yes， We have a daddy in the team.

#dida #anime

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why i oughta (attempts to roll up my sleeves but i struggle with unbuttoning the cuffs for a solid 4 minutes)

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#capitalism

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more baby sushi sploot

#cat #animals

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#cat #animals #tiktok #now show me the cat doing that 2 years from now lol

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floating duck 🍑⁣

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Ssssnek.

(Available in keychain and tshirt)

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

#lmfao #fave #atla

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

#and then i either drink it too fast or forget i'm holding it and spill because i never know what to do in conversations 😂 #saucy speaks #me

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nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

#ff #fanfic

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

#ref #fave

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feel like i should be sorry about this one

#dungeon meshi #dida #anime #manga