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saucierthanthou·a day agoText

shitpostsampler:

robinstitchesthings:

captain-trash-cannot:

yeet-motherfucker:

persitentmanlyagitation:

orphanblaque:

chikxulub:

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

@shitpostsampler 

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saucierthanthou·a day agoText

shitpostsampler:

Hello! Only two patterns this week for you wonderful folks. As per usual they are pay what you want/what you can. This week we have:

Crows

Which can be found here.

Capitalism

Which can be found here.

Is it ironic that we are technically giving away the capitalism one? Probably not because we still use the money that people donate to make more goods and such, so that still feeds the beast. We’ve never been great at navel gazing anyways. 

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saucierthanthou·a day agoText

shitpostsampler:

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Since this was for a charity which support transgender children, I thought I would do the border in the trans flag, the non-binary flag and a rainbow gradient…which overcomplicated it massively and meant it took over a month to complete 😅 I’m pretty happy with how it turned out, thank you for the pattern!

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saucierthanthou·a day agoText

shitpostsampler:

florentinequill:

A little Christmas gift I put together for my sister. Not too bad for my second cross stitch project ever :) Thanks to @shitpostsampler for the pattern!

(Now to finish mom’s Christmas gift…)

We always love to see this one, and it looks great in that frame!

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saucierthanthou·a day agoPhoto

shitpostsampler:

It’s finished!!

I used DMC 4541 for the border and ‘threat,‘   DMC 930, 3768, 3750, 807, 3841, 3834,  3835, 3836, 961, 962, 818, and two unmarked colors from a grab bag for the crystals and other text.  Trying to match the colors in the variegated floss was difficult but turned out well enough, I think. XP

Submitted by: @isilienelenihin
Pattern is here.

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saucierthanthou·a day agoText

shitpostsampler:

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My first cross stitch project in 15+ years! I used DMC 4245 and some sparkly blue floss? ribbon? thread? that I had left over.

Submitted by @juniperqfox

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saucierthanthou·a day agoText

shitpostsampler:

Fry here! I’m arguably the worst at setting up these. Please let me know if there is a broken link. 

As usual our patterns are pay what you want/can. This week’s release is:

Crit Success

Which can be found here. 

Sex Triangle

Which can be found here. 

And-

Sauce

Which can be found here.

As always, happy stitching. We’re still combobulating from the holidays, so please bear with us as we get back into the swing of things and check off everything on our to-do list!

Thanks!

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saucierthanthou·a day agoText

shitpostsampler:

Hello friends! Today is a slightly beefier release since last week’s was absent. As per usual the patterns are donation based/pay what you can/pay what you want, however you want to qualify it. We’re pretty pleased with this group and we hope you will be too!

Danger

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Which can be found here.

Blahlelujah

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Which can be found here.

Fog

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Which can be found here.

Cheese

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Which can be found here.

Some of the final patterns have had some minor edits and corrections, but stitch whatever you would like. Happy Stitching!

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saucierthanthou·a day agoPhoto

shitpostsampler:

My very first cross stitch! I’ve been eyeballing your designs for months and finally jumped in. I modified the colors to customize it for a friend.

Submission by  whyndancer

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saucierthanthou·a day agoPhoto

shitpostsampler:

My first complete project since I was a kid. I’m really proud of it! Had to re-learn quite a bit, but it came back to me. I changed the colors a bit to use some floss I already had. Thanks for the awesome pattern!!! My husband is excited to frame it and hang it up “somewhere important.”

Submitted  by   mllemorsel

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saucierthanthou·a day agoPhoto

shitpostsampler:

shittydinosaurdrawings:

magiclamd:

shittydinosaurdrawings:

goood afternoon folks did you put sufficient nutrients in your face hole this morning?

if not you’d better start doing that, ok?

Unless it’s a bowl as big as my head, porridge doesn’t keep me full either. I thought there was something weird about me. Thank you dinosaur!

I have heard the same thing from other people also! Oats is just not foodful enough!

nuta-zielona replied:

i’m gonna make a cross stitch or something with an “a brekfust must be foodful.” quote

oh my! Hooray! (i feel i ought to tag @shitpostsampler just in case they want to make a pattern of it. no obligation to though.)

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saucierthanthou·a day agoText

shitpostsampler:

starlight-stormsong:

darktownboykisser:

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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