Quick sketchy thing with sweet sweet Farcille!
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My girlfriend is turning 32 soon…
I’ve told her not to get her hopes up. “After all,” I say, “we’re only going to celebrate it for half a minute” when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out “This is your thirty-second birthday”
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Jesus turned his whimper into whine
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Why did you give the last of your food to that poorly disguised mimic? You were finally at peace with letting go, but now this odd thing won’t leave you alone and is even turning itself into various items in an attempt to aid you.
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hi everyone reminder to seriously genuinely really really really make sure to remember to pee after sex
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was so caught up by the beauty of another fat tav mod that i went into the comments and got ambushed by the fatphobia...
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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it
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