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“the marauders got the teenage years the golden trio couldn’t and the golden trio got the adulthood the marauders couldn’t get”

STFU😭😭😭😭

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Falling asleep in the dorms…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah?”

“I don’t think I like Evans anymore.”

“Shit mate, took you long enough.”

“Heh. Yeah.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, Prongs?”

“I might like boys. Also. Like as well as girls.”

“Join the club, Prongs. Just stay the fuck away from Moony.”

“Noted.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yeah, mate?”

“What if I like a particular bloke?”

“…it’s not me, is it? Because Moony would probably kill you.”

“No.”

….

“Sirius?”

“Yes, Prongs?”

“It’s your brother.”

“I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, I was just fucking with you before.”

“Right.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Yes Prongs?”

“That’s…it’s okay?”

“Yes, James. I’d rather it be you than anyone else, to be honest.”

“Alright.”

…

“Sirius?”

“Go the fuck to sleep, Prongs. We’ll come up with a plan to woo him tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

….

“James?”

“What’s up, Padfoot?”

“Take care of him, alright?”

“…..yeah. Yeah, of course.”

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#let the babysitter kiss the metalhead you COWARDS.

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Regulus: *says some shit in french during a fight*

James: OH NO DO NOT FRENCH ME RIGHT NOW, I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK HOT WHILE IM TRYING TO BE MAD AT YOU.

Regulus: *lows his voice and swears in french towards james*

James *giggles and blushes*: okay i forgive you.

#I need friends who want to scream at me about jegulus #And who will listen to me scream about jegulus #Any volunteers?

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The Black family: Our sons are gonna marry perfect pure-blood girls and produce an heir.

Sirius: 💅

Regulus: 💅

Draco: 💅

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Since it's about to be new years eve soon I want to remind everyone that this evening really does not have to be the biggest adventure party experience. Dinner with your parents? Awesome! Board games with a few friends? Nice! Watching a movie alone and going to bed early? Yes! Taking care of your pet? Good! Going to the party that does not seem as great as you expected? Well, there are so many other nights that can be better. We always force ourselves to have a wild and crazy life changing night but in the end it is just one night of so many more, do what you want to do, do what makes you feel comfortable.

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A historical moment

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Miles “Who’s Morales?” Morales

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Never let me go.

#Excuse me YOUR TALENT

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all too well 10 minute - taylor swift / the infamous leonardo dicaprio girlfriend ‘25 is the cut off’ age chart / bradley cooper (38) reading lolita to his girlfriend, suki waterhouse (21) in a park / motion sickness - phoebe bridgers / dear john - taylor swift / illicit affairs - taylor swift / jeff & annie on community / dj - ts / favorite crime - olivia rodrigo / atw10 - ts / happier than ever - billie eilish / ms - pb

and finally, john mayer (32) on how he felt the song taylor swift (then 19) wrote about their relationship portrayed him unfairly. swift is still not the age he was when they dated.

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#inconspicuous winking

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So um.. I'm watching Agent Carter for the first time...

... And there's no way in hell you can tell me that Jack Thompson isn't Flash Thompson's grandfather

Like literally NO WAY. This is canon now. Thanks and goodbye.

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Healing Takes Time - A Drarry Series

Here it is, my Healer Malfoy Series, in its entirety.

#Look at my bestie being a goddamn mastermind #Scriptwriter #Actor #Producer #Director #All at once #I am in absolute awe #Henry I don't have words for your talent and hard work #But it's going to take you places #And I'm so proud of you #❤️

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Lily & Marlene are ONLINE

@ginger-the-puff

- BONUS UNDER THE CUT -

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