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#im miserable #they deserved to be besties forever

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please imagine 17 yr old skk sitting down to create the names for their plans. Fresh new double black duo name, the pressure is on. There’s a whiteboard involved. A lot of yelling. Chuuya wants everything to sound cool. A sharpie gets thrown at supersonic speeds. It takes 3 weeks.

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"would you slap your coworker in the face for 1 million yen?"

Kunikida and Chuuya at the exact same time in the most dead serious tones: i'd slap that bastard in the face even if i had to pay money to do it.

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ok but bsd chapter 114 revealing the flipside of the soukoku dynamic in all its glory like *chef's kiss*

turns out that when the mission's (almost) done and you put skk in a room with no witnesses they just become each other

dazai is the one unable to stay still, agitated and wearing his emotions openly and very much stressing about a plan he can't understand (how the tables do turn), literally YELLING and RUNNING of his own violation and doing actual labor of pulling out "fyodor" from beneath a whole ass helicopter while injured without asking for help because the brawns of the team is actually secretly a black cat character

insane how chuuya makes dazai look like the overactive dog archetype here like Mister Gravity Control and I Crack Walls & Chains With One Kick is just sitting full-on cheek on fist poker face watching his beanpole of a partner struggle. his health bar is like full too besides the brief drowning stint meanwhile he himself shot dazai like three times after he crawled out of a crashed elevator

(chuuya is actually such a little shit it's amazing like it was kinda shown in him just letting kunikida blow himself up without even trying to take on tecchou or as if he couldn't just fly the helicopter away with his ability? the pm's trump card, stronger half of soukoku? mans said "boss told me come get you" and by god that is the only job he will do, overtime means nothing to him because he can't read, what a king)

chuuya is literally only willing to do the BARE minimum it's hilarious like he's done his part, he's given the Oscar-winning vampire performance of a lifetime, now he's pulling a dazai-at-the-ADA and simply refusing to work like. chilling in the back while dazai monologues and fyodor dies. bouncing sigma like a tennis ball. chilling a corner while dazai brainstorms. leisurely following dazai's running. chilling in the back while dazai huffs and puffs to pull out the body.

the biggest bsd plot twist is that soukoku on and off the battle field just switch roles for who's lounging like a bored princess while the other toils and actually does the work. if they both ever actually work on something at the same time yokohama would probably explode.

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THEY DID IT!!! THEY SAID THE THING!!

i can’t believe them they’re THE besties ever

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dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.

i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.

like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan

but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.

and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.

(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity

or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)

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my life support rn

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Tfw ur trying to defend ur son who was being scolded. but you ended up getting scolded too instead

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(Bonus:)

Operation “Distract Chuuya from the mission that went terribly wrong” was a success!

(Lyrics from Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother)

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why are they called dutch babies. why are the dutch eating babies

#im scared #dutch baby #dutch babies

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lore accurate double black battle scene

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Fyodor to Dazai in Meursault:

The audacity of him calling Dazai friendless as if he isn't one 😔

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They're gonna get kicked out of the club again

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Okay I KNOW I said there were a few drawings I had yet to post like kitty skk and t4t skk smut. But then I made this…and I’ve been on a possessive beastzai kick.

ALSO, fear not, my skk are competitive switches so there will definitely be be subby Dazai in the future.

#the way you drew chuuya's blushing angry face im *starts foaming in the mouth*

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Dazai: We can no longer mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this.

Chuuya, getting his bullets ready: Manslaughter, it is

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THE LAUGH I FUCKING LET OUT

ohhhh i see. (does not see)

#the girls that get it get it

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Ignia was jealous of how much Igneel seemed to love Natsu.

Was it because he was the last born? That he wanted a baby to fawn over? He got all of his father’s attention right out of the womb.

Maybe it was the brats mom, after all the three brothers each had their own.

Igneel seemed to love her the most, even married her. Ignia never even knew his mom, she was always running off to look for a better life.

Watching his little brother get head pats or being swung around in the air made his heart sting.

Why not him? What was so good about that little twerp? Even if Ignia was fifteen and the little bugger was four, he knew his dad was strong enough to lift all three of them up.

He sat one day, in the corner of his brothers room, glaring daggers as the toddler napped. What was so good about someone who drooled on their stuffed animal?

Even Zeref seemed to have a gigantic hole in his heart reserved especially for the pink haired bastard. He was colder than ice until the day Natsu was born. Ignia never saw his little brother smile till he got to hold the infant.

“Ignia-nii…” He flinched, not noticing that the kid had gotten up from the floor. Natsu waddled forward, tiredly rubbing his eye and yawning. He dragged his blanket behind him, easing his way into his brothers lap with a satisfied sigh. His little arms did their best to wrap around his torso, Natsu snuggling his head against Ignia’s chest.

“Little freakin’…” Natsu was quick to fall asleep, his light snoring making the older brother feel a bit conscious. It would be rude to move him now, especially since Natsu was so rowdy without his nap. And he was quite warm, in a comforting and soothing way. Maybe Ignia could understand his father’s expressed interest now, but just barely.

#man i love this sm 😭😭😭😭