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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Maven: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Mare: Not by the law!
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Aelin: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Rowan: Really? What about those up there?
Aelin: Yes, I can assure you they’re all birds.
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Cal: This room is way creepy.
Mare: Not as creepy as Maven’s internet history.
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Chaol: Why won’t the ghosts talk to us?
Dorian: Maybe they’re homophobic.
Chaol: We aren’t gay, Dorian.
Dorian: We aren’t?
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Evangeline: I started school with straight A’s.
Evangeline, looking at Elane: Now I’m not even straight.
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Lorcan: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing anything nice?
Fenrys: Experience.
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Cal: I’m bored.
Kilorn: Ooh, why don’t we play question/answer?
Cal: What’s that?
Kilorn: A game where I ask you a question and you answer it and then you ask me a question and I answer it. And we just keep going.
Cal: That’s called a conversation.
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Random person: Hey, aren’t you Mare Barrow?
Mare: You a cop?
Random person: No.
Mare: Then yes, I am.
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Judge: How do you plead?
Fenrys: [looks at Rowan]
Rowan: [mouths “not guilty”]
Fenrys: Hot milky.
Judge:
Rowan: Please, just lock him up.
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Mare, standing outside holding up a sign that says “prom?”
Evangeline, leaning outside the window: HELL YEAH!
Mare: No, tell Cal!
Evangeline: Cal, I’m going to prom with your girlfriend!
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Cal, standing outside holding up a sign that says “prom?”
Kilorn, leaning outside the window: OMG, ABSOLUTELY YES!
Cal: No, tell Mare!
Kilorn: MARE, I’M GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Aelin, standing outside holding up a sign that says “prom?”
Lysandra, leaning outside the window: OMG YES!
Aelin: No, tell Rowan!
Lysandra: Rowan I’m going to prom with your wife!
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Rowan, standing outside holding up a sign that says “prom?”
Aedion, leaning outside the window: OMG, OF COURSE YES!
Rowan: No, tell Aelin!
Aedion: AELIN, I’M GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR HUSBAND!
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Maven: I know you must be surprised to see me here.
Mare: Not really, since you follow me everywhere.
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Rowan: So you lied to me.
Aelin: That depends on how you define lying.
Rowan: I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Aelin: Reclining your body in a horizontal position?
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Cal: Aww, some kid drew a funny looking horse.
Mare: There’s no kid in here.
Kilorn, who spent 6 hours doing the drawing: First of all, it is a dog-
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scarletnorta-insta · 3 years
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Aelin: Am I cool or what?
Lorcan: What.
Aelin: I said, am I cool or–
Lorcan: Yeah, I heard you.
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