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Forgetful Joker recent search history:

Scars on face

Who is batman

Whats funny

Who is bat man

$100,000

Lunch in gotham

Where do i live

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Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.

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"redemption arcs are toxic, you shouldn't try to fix someone!"

actually it is so important to me that being in community and experiencing human connection can save people. thanks

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

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Fans of Godfather and The Goodfellas will enjoy this one!

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You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

#YOU ARE MY HERO #THSI AIS SHDBSHXBDJBXJD #GOD ITS AO FUNNY

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Amazing dominoes structure

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Everyone say: FAMILY VACATION!!!

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Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

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Hello! I wanted to share my experience as a late-diagnosed person. Where a lot of things I did and didn't do because of my ADHD were treated like moral failings.

It wasn't that I couldn't hold attention, it was that I wasn't trying to hold it hard enough.

It wasn't that I couldn't focus on cleaning my room long enough to make progress, it was because I was lazy.

It wasn't that I said something wrong because I forgot, it was because I was lying.

And even though I knew I wasn't doing it intentionally, I started to believe it.

A large reason why I pursued a diagnosis was because I wanted to be proven right. I wanted to have a piece of paper that I could point at and say "Actually, no, I'm not doing this intentionally."

I don't know who needs to hear it, but you are not a bad person for having ADHD. No one is.

❤️

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#what i wouldn’t give to be back on those swings #we were scream singing the tree national anthem #whoch was just the american national anthem with tree for every word #and i was swinging high enough i could kick the branches #we were sleeping over that night #just the three of us. it was getting dark #i have to drive by your house sometimes #on the way to visit my grandparents #and everytime i look at it #i wonder do you still have the swing set? #do you even still live there?

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You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

#prev im so sorry to make fun of your suffering #but the concept of badly compressed fake transparent background png stretched family guy death pose grandma #is the funniest thing ive ever heard #im sure that dream sucked and i hope dream bus driver enjoys his place in oblivion for putting the blame on you #but i am CRYING thats so fucking funny

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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It

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Awkward.

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genie: and for your third wish?

me [sitting next to my two weed smoking girlfriends]: take a wild fucking guess