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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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Person who really wants to be dominated by a strong-armed authoritarian in a snappy uniform, but also they want to keep their kinks ideologically pure, so they split the difference and fantasise about getting their ass beat by the inspector-general of the US Postal Service.

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“i’m a serious artist” i say, making another shitty meme comic

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This is what happened when a fanfic site is profit driven. Wattpad sucks 😞

The email from Wattpad is so condescending imagine pressuring writers to update and work while they are doing it for free and fun. Also the discovery? Algorithm? Of Wattpad looks like a stressful popularity contest 😑

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“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”

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Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son

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They look like a duo that dropped exactly one studio album of some of the most experimental woodwind and jazz combo youve ever heard in your life

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

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Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

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sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

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Rewatched episode 1 after getting to the end of the flashback arc and realized for the first time that the guy in the street who tosses money to the storyteller was Nie Huaisang and was like OH… THAT MOTHERFUCKER… HE PAID THE DUDE TO TALK UP HOW EVIL AND VENGEFUL THE YILING PATRIARCH WAS… WHERE MO XUANYU WOULD HEAR ABOUT IT…

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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane