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Jeff: You can't think of one thing you like about me? Not one? Jane: Jane: I like the sound you make when you're pushed down the stairs.

#jane #jane arkensaw #jane everlasting #jeffery woods #jeff the killer #creepypasta #creepypasta blog #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta funny #creepypasta incorrect quotes

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Sorry I've been MIA!

I'll try to post here and there, but I've been swamped with school, work, and personal stuff.

So posts will be a little spotty right now!

#kitty says things #thank you for understanding :))

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I can understand lol. I'm turning 25 this year. I feel like an old lady. My back always hurts.

My back has been hurting for like a straight week now and it’s so awesome

#ask #i almost bought a massage today but i’ve decided to try a hot bath first #my backs hurts so fuckin much bro #lots of driving and lifting and bending over AARURUAGAHh #someone walk on my back

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Hiii there! I saw that you’ve written for Glitchy Red before on your master-list, but I’m not sure if you still write for him! If it’s okay, can you write some general headcannons about him?

Thank you! 🌙

Of course! I'm growing fonder of pokemon recently so I gotta give em some loving (this is me screaming to send me more)

Glitchy Red (General HC)

He only talks sparingly.

Due to this, he can be seen as cold, uncaring, brooding, and calculated.

Which are all true.

He's much more mentally strong than physically and spends much time doing mental workouts and strategy games.

He works with Ben on the off-chance they get assigned the same task: hacking through code to form a strategy for the next proxy mission.

Silver looks up to Red a lot, and will often go for him for advice.

Actually, Silver is one of the few people Red will hold a verbal conversation with.

The others are his own s/o and maybe Sally on a good day, considering she bribes him with friendship bracelets.

The hosts of the manor are usually pulled toward each other emotionally. They just feel more comfortable together oftentimes.

Backstorywise, Glitchy Red had a similar situation to Ben, except he was his own cult.

I'll go into it if needed, but ultimately Red died, and successfully transferred his soul into Pokemon Fire Red.

In no way did he think that through, because he was stuck in ONE copy, forever, with years going by without so much as the gameboy getting charged.

And that's when a dude bought him off eBay.

#glitchy red #glitchy red creepypasta #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta imagines #creepypasta blog

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Happy birthday!!!!

Thank yaAA1!

I am an old lady now

#ask

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General headcanons of cruel slender and his human!fem mate?

I don't think realistically Cruel!Slender should be paired with a human mate. He's incredibly animalistic with no appropriate level of sentience, so it's not enough to be classified as a monster-lover scenario.

He'll never see humans as anything outside of food, and even his 'proxies' are pushing it, considering he'll eat them if he's hungry enough.

#he's big scary monster guy but not enough to interpret humans as anything but food #cruel!slender #ask

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What would tim and or maskys rules or discipline be for his daughter if she broke a rule or disobeyed him? This isn't a reader insert its just a question

I'd say he's a bit strict with things. He grew up in a tough household it seems, and he's a bit of a hardass when it comes to rules as well.

His offspring will get a stern talking to, explained why what they did was wrong, followed by a (most likely) unfair punishment.

If they snuck out, he obviously knows they did the moment they've left, and probably before they left, too.

He's overqualified as a parent, for sure.

But he'll patiently wait for them and stand at the door with his arms crossed to scare them when they re-enter the house after a night out.

"I hope you had fun cause you sure as hell won't be for a long time."

They get a two hour talking to, and a 4-6 month of grounding. He'll stick to his word, usually, unless it's a special occasion.

#ask #tim #masky

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Hi. I started a writing blog (I write x reader content for the IDV fandom) a few days ago and I'd like some advice for how to gather the motivation to write. I've looked up to you for a long time, so you're naturally the first person I'd ask.

The only advice I can give you from one writer to another is to write what you want to read.

Or alternative, write whatever you wanna write.

Your readers aren't going to be happy if you aren't happy, anyone can tell when writing is forced.

Put on some mood-setting music or some ambiance sounds. I have a good list of ambiance YouTube videos if you'd like me to reblog that :]

And most importantly, do not overwhelm yourself. Burnout always leads to writer's block, and trust me, it sucks ass.

Writing exercises can help. I don't use them, but sometimes they help move the gears. Ex. @writing-prompt-s has many good prompts to only write a paragraph or two for, which is enough to stimulate the little writer-gremlin controlling your brain.

And even if you really didn't want to, and it's the shittiest thing you've ever written, that's enough for you to be proud of yourself. Because you got it done. Even if it's short and even if you hate it. Just gotta start typing and go from there.

It all comes down to if you want to write what you're about to write. Find your passion on that topic and go from there :]

#ask #writing advice

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Happy birthday!!!

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AAAAAA THANK YOU ALL, YOU MADE MY BRITHDAY SO SPECIAL :))))

#ask #kittys birthday

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I will be making fanart for your bday give me like 2 hours

AAA !!!

I will hang it on my fridge :)))

#ask #sweetestofheartz

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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITTY MUCH CELEBRATION AND MUCH CHEESE 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

AAAA THANK YOUNI LOVE CHEESE

#how did you know #ask #mothersfrogs

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🎈!Happy Birthday!🎈

Have Some Cake! 🎂 :D

ANOMNOMNONMNOM

thank you :))

#i ate your fingers a little bit too my bad #ask

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Hi Kitty, I just wanted to make sure you got my request abt the opposite personality thing. My request don't always make it through so just wanting to make sure 😊

Posted! :]]

#ask

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Can I request that you have the best birthday ever because you’re my best friend and the best birthday girl?? 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎💕

AaAAAAA OF COURSE AUB I SHALL I SHALL :))))

#she’s my best friend guys #ask #aubrie

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I appreciate you helping! Anyway i wanted to request if you could do headcannons or a short story about if the pastas had opposite personality? If you need a few character examplws to start with id go with Jeff, Ben, Toby, Jack, Ans Clockwork. If thats too much you can take our a character (｀∀´)

I usually only do max three character so I’ll do the first three :]

Jeff

The OG Heff is a bit of a hazard to be around.

He loves bad ideas, working out, gaming, fast cars, weaponry, and yelling at people.

The opposite would have his life a little bit more put together.

He would enjoy meditation, and maybe even crystals. No gaming or anything else that provokes negativity.

And he loves avocado toast.

He doesn’t enjoy confrontation or anything physically active outside of yoga and hiking. He also definitely has a daily agenda or something.

He always communicates directly and respectfully, even if he disagrees with the conversation.

Descriptions: Calm, level headed, meditative, open minded, a little bit mystical, respectful, open-communication

Ben

The OG Ben is normally cannoned with a love for video games, being lazy, hanging out with Jeff, and a simp.

The opposite of that could be Ben with a love for something outside of games, while still remaining a ghost. He might enjoy gardening, or hiking, or even just social events and party’s.

He would love having a rather large social circle, and can’t stand routine or staying in one spot for too long.

He also might enjoy working out or something that’ll have him constantly moving like hiking as mentioned above.

He not the hugest fan of romance, and might even be a little bit of an asshole on purpose sometimes.

After he died, if you’re still keeping the same og backstory, he wanted to reimagine himself and become something he couldn’t, Oind of like a cliche second chance at life.

Or maybe he doesn’t even realize he’s a ghost!

Descriptors: Social Butterly, Outdoorsman, blunt, active, healthnut

Toby

Toby is a little tricky

If you headcanon Toby with bipolar, he’s already kind of playing opposite day (or months if he’s in an episode)

But I think an opposite personality for him, considering that, would be someone consistently level headed.

Toby is very chaotic in nature, and prone to danger and injuries.

The opposite personality would be this fearful, cautious person that will plan everything out to the tiniest detail.

He’s so afraid of getting hurt or hurting someone else that he jeopardizes his social life to seclude himself away from any danger possible.

Some descriptors: Timid, shy, cautious, crybaby, Anxious, scaredy-cat, goody two shoes.

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta imagines #creepypasta blog #opposite au #creepypasta x reader

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Splendor probably gets offended when people say "that's a pretty brown!" Instead of "oh my that #7E5B2E is so pretty!'

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Him and Trender the worst about it

Like it can’t be brown it has to be THAT SPECIFIC RGB CODE

#ask #🧟 anon

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I js ate that cheese you nerd

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NOOO MY CHEESE????

#ask #🧟 anon