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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :

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couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

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The confiscated meth lab alligator I named Walter

#scatmaan complains #he was very timid when he first came in #but now he leaps at my tongs to feed😂 #hes so fucking cute #i love him

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#nice

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Ohh fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round

#scatmaan complains #she hasnt been out for a while #my cutie pie

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Yall ever not feel human on your days off

#scatmaan complains #i should be working rn #bc what did i even do today #nothing🤦‍♂️

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The boys are back in town

#scatmaan complains #now that its finally warm out #i had to separate some of our new torts #bc the bigger one was being soooo aggro today #my god #i had to sit on him #bc hes too big to move #and give time for the smaller two to escape #then i picked them up and put them in their own outdoor space

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What could he possibly Fucking want.

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WoW Classic ↠ Deathknell

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was my half day today but the anaconda decided to have her babies overnight so i got the fun job of catching them all and separating them into 34 tubs

#scatmaan complains #weeeeeeeee #wooooooooo #basically worked the full 8 hours #after having worked an 11 hr shift yesterday #i better not get in trouble

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this grave keeper edible aint shit

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Always be a good friend

#i only had one friend whod let me use her free breakfast in highschool #weirdly my parents also only gave me 5$ for lunch a week #and even public school lunch was i think 3$? #so id only get lunch once a week #and then pick the scraps off my friends plates #if they didnt wanna share #id just sleep during lunch

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the best part about chilling in darkshire is the murder mystery RPs