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ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

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I went to a German immersion elementary school for a few years, which means that every time I see the word omakase, I need to point out to everyone that it translates to "Grandma cheese" in German.

#Okay technically that's with an umlaut but whatever #language #food

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german emotions

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The inspiration for today’s look is pollen being on everything

#schmergo #pollen #allergies

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general grievous dating sim

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At the club checkin my tumblr notes

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In honor of National Sibling Day, I would like to confess that when I learned that my little sister was going to move into my bedroom with me (around first grade), I for some reason I coped with this news by telling all of my classmates and teachers that I was getting one of those talking animatronic trees like from The Rainforest Cafe installed in my bedroom instead.

I have no idea why I was so fixated on this idea of an animatronic tree. I don't know if my mind stubbornly substituted the tree in place of my sister rather than face reality, or if I truly believed my parents would gift me a talking tree as a consolation prize for having to share my room. Anyway, if you were in my first grade class, I'm afraid I must confess that not only did I not get a talking animatronic tree that year, I don't even have a talking animatronic tree now.

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@bonos-grindcore-sideproject This is so good

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen

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girl help they are making me do my job at work

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do you boop us, sir? no, sir, i do not boop you sir; but i boop, sir.